I kinda wish he’d ditch the decorum about President Musk though. A speech outlining how an unelected wannabe bureaucrat controls the GOP would be nice for the historians trying to understand why this country threw itself in the trashcan.
deadhead4ever
2 months ago
Trump: ” It’s going to be the biggest inauguration anyone has every seen. Bigger than my last one, which was the biggest. The fake media will tell you it wasn’t but we know we can’t trust them. Fake, everything they say is fake. Hey do you know that windmills cause cancer and knock out TV reception. Terrible terrible thing wind power is.”
kon---
2 months ago
The only president ever to avoid an inauguration is the baby about to be inaugurated.
neonpurplestar
2 months ago
this account does not post as immediately on bluesky, but still, they are on bluesky, delete twitter
I’m going to need a Costco sized case of pharmaceutical grade fuckitall pills to get me through the next 4 years.
Eastern_Barnacle_553
2 months ago
“Because he’s an insecure baby”
Finished it
Helpful_Warning
2 months ago
It would have been great if he hit them with something like “It’s going to be historic, first time a President born in Africa is getting sworn in”
ToonamiFaith
2 months ago
Get the fuck off twitter
McVay_oVo
2 months ago
Lmao got ‘em!
Down_Voter_of_Cats
2 months ago
Chris Rock said it best: Biden doesn’t move as fast as he used to. He doesn’t speak as clearly as he used to. But his middle finger works just fine.
doggoandsidekick
2 months ago
Of course I’ll dignify the inauguration of the fascist dictator and oligarch, I’m a liberal.
ImaginationLife4812
2 months ago
He still sharper than Trump! Elon speaks for Trump and Elon has no sense of what’s funny and what is flat out offensive. He comes across as someone raised in a barn. Really classy!
prydaone
2 months ago
It’s too bad he had 4 years to get rid of Trump and just didn’t do anything about it. At least he has jokes /s
bs2785
2 months ago
I’m worried about him being there and being arrested honestly. That thought hit me this morning in the shower. Does trump have the balls to do something like that, and what would it mean if he directed the military to arrest biden.
Ooshbala
2 months ago
If the dems spent half as much time governing and fixing things as they did dropping shade to Trump (SLAY queen dark brandon!) maybe we wouldn’t be having an inauguration for Trump again.
MexiTot408
2 months ago

SandyTaintSweat
2 months ago
Him, and the ones that died while president, though they didn’t intentionally avoid going.
DaniB3
2 months ago
I would love to see dems storing the capital just to see if the Republicans can still justify it. Unfortunately we don’t act like babies.
Nowhereman50
2 months ago
Might as well stop pulling those punches at this point. Fuck me this is going to be a wild next 4 years.
trunksshinohara
2 months ago
I’m gonna get downvoted for this. But this attitude is exactly why they lost.
SuperSimpleSam
2 months ago
Guess a VP being sworn in as President isn’t considered an inauguration since there have been a few that missed that.
LiberalNutjob420
2 months ago
Wouldn’t want to miss drumph pooping his pants now would he
Johnny_ac3s
2 months ago
When is he pardoning Luigi?!
GateLongjumping6836
2 months ago
Haaaa he is great
jamalamadangdong
2 months ago
A glimmer of lucidity
AvantSki
2 months ago
Um, yay?
Melodic_Mulberry
2 months ago
I guess getting shot and killed doesn’t count as “avoiding” an inauguration, so yeah.
I kinda wish he’d ditch the decorum about President Musk though. A speech outlining how an unelected wannabe bureaucrat controls the GOP would be nice for the historians trying to understand why this country threw itself in the trashcan.
Trump: ” It’s going to be the biggest inauguration anyone has every seen. Bigger than my last one, which was the biggest. The fake media will tell you it wasn’t but we know we can’t trust them. Fake, everything they say is fake. Hey do you know that windmills cause cancer and knock out TV reception. Terrible terrible thing wind power is.”
The only president ever to avoid an inauguration is the baby about to be inaugurated.
this account does not post as immediately on bluesky, but still, they are on bluesky, delete twitter
[https://bsky.app/profile/rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social](https://bsky.app/profile/rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social)
I’m going to need a Costco sized case of pharmaceutical grade fuckitall pills to get me through the next 4 years.
“Because he’s an insecure baby”
Finished it
It would have been great if he hit them with something like “It’s going to be historic, first time a President born in Africa is getting sworn in”
Get the fuck off twitter
Lmao got ‘em!
Chris Rock said it best: Biden doesn’t move as fast as he used to. He doesn’t speak as clearly as he used to. But his middle finger works just fine.
Of course I’ll dignify the inauguration of the fascist dictator and oligarch, I’m a liberal.
He still sharper than Trump! Elon speaks for Trump and Elon has no sense of what’s funny and what is flat out offensive. He comes across as someone raised in a barn. Really classy!
It’s too bad he had 4 years to get rid of Trump and just didn’t do anything about it. At least he has jokes /s
I’m worried about him being there and being arrested honestly. That thought hit me this morning in the shower. Does trump have the balls to do something like that, and what would it mean if he directed the military to arrest biden.
If the dems spent half as much time governing and fixing things as they did dropping shade to Trump (SLAY queen dark brandon!) maybe we wouldn’t be having an inauguration for Trump again.

Him, and the ones that died while president, though they didn’t intentionally avoid going.
I would love to see dems storing the capital just to see if the Republicans can still justify it. Unfortunately we don’t act like babies.
Might as well stop pulling those punches at this point. Fuck me this is going to be a wild next 4 years.
I’m gonna get downvoted for this. But this attitude is exactly why they lost.
Guess a VP being sworn in as President isn’t considered an inauguration since there have been a few that missed that.
Wouldn’t want to miss drumph pooping his pants now would he
When is he pardoning Luigi?!
Haaaa he is great
A glimmer of lucidity
Um, yay?
I guess getting shot and killed doesn’t count as “avoiding” an inauguration, so yeah.