Folks, he’s still got it!
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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MAGA: “I cant believe Jimmy Carter isnt going to the inauguration. Such anti-american”
Normal people: “isnt he like 100 years old and on hospice care”
there’s only 2 things I’m interested about that day.
1. How many people actually show up
2. Does Trump swear in on one of his own bibles
A class act in many ways
Deport trump
That one comment illustrates the difference in class between the two
Of course, he always did. Watching everyone on social media talking about “He’s Sundowning!” after the debate that didn’t even know what that means was ridiculous. They just heard someone else say it and ran with it.
Fucker is going on 84 and still manages to have a comeback
Nice
He will show up. Doesn’t mean IM gonna show up. Probably have a get together with a few hundred of my friends and growl and weep and scream with unfettered rage and plot and scheme and make damn sure that fear will not be one-sided
There’s something serious broken with America when Trump has a net 0 approval rating and Biden is constantly -20.
Nice of him to continue to pretend this is all completely normal.
It’s all he’s good for at this point. Unfortunately, witty quips aren’t going to limit or mitigate the bat shit craziness that we’re about to be immersed in for the next 4 years.
The bar has never been lower in this country lmao “still got it!!”
William Henry Harrison, Lincoln, Kennedy, FDR, Harding, Garfield, Taylor, McKinley have entered the chat…
One can only hope he shows up with a hemp neck tie for Trump. But of course that wouldn’t happen.
Dark Brandon has made his return but it’s too late.
Good at zingers. Bad at holding that other president accountable. Biden is a member of the ruling class just like Trump. It’s one big party. We aren’t invited.
Well, breaking records left and right
Haha! Trump is a stupid pussy just like his supporters. Hey, politics!
Classic comeback.
I still feel like Joe should have stuck it out.
Biden will be President Emeritus.
In fairness, I don’t think JFK was at LBJ’s inauguration.
Cut him some slack. He was busy stealing state secrets.
Zing!!!
Meanwhile Trump/Musk plots to destroy America.
But we got him on some zingers!!!!
No lies detected
Sick burn
“God forbid I appear uncooperative with a fascist”
He waited 4 years to say this
Rofl. Biden is a funny guy
He def still got it (sarcasm). Poor Joe.
Technically Adams was not at Jefferson’s inauguration first.
The real reason Pelosi and Schumer knifed Biden in the back, after they were the ones who insisted on skipping a primary in the first place, is because of the only age related decline they actually care about:
His decreasing ability to stick to the bullshit script they handed him.
Only thing he’s got is an earpiece telling him what to say. The fact that Biden is still “running” the country is more embarrassing than Trump winning the election 🤣. Our entire political system is a fucking joke. Neither Republicans nor Democrats should be proud of the politicians that they are voting for in National elections.
Once again he’s lying. John Adams, John Quincy Adams, Martin Van Buren and Andrew Johnson didn’t attend inaugurations. But shit, Biden knows Trump haters won’t bother to look into it.
At this point I only care about the stock market. If these guys can keep that thing going we are good for the most part.
Actually not true. John Adams left town when Thomas Jefferson was inaugurated…. but this was in 1801. Adams was indeed the last one before Trump skipped town in 2021.
No he dont bro stop the cap.Theres like 5 seconds of lucidity in 30 minutes.
Man if only he was a little bit younger, he may have won re-election.
JFK and Lincoln didn’t attend, right? Checkmate libs!
Stop dunking and start winning
If only we had biden twenty years younger running, he was unparallel
Hahahaha! So funny! Such a clever, little genocide-enabler. Isn’t the war criminal funny, folks? Hahahaha
John Adams has entered the chat.
In hindsight, we did him dirty.
Oh snap!
#somethingiswrong2024
There won’t be an inauguration
Not true, Lincoln didn’t attend his successor either.
And thats why Dems lose all the time. “Of course we’ll welcome the new fascist regime with a smile and a handshake. What do I look like, someone with morals? No, it’s about the status quo.”
I think JFK missed LBJs inauguration.
Of course. Because Trump is a dick.