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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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The only thing scary about that place is its prices.
This is hilarious but at the same time if this were real I bet it would make a killing.
Just playing some classic goth music in the background and having corny ‘spooky’ names for all the food items.
They could have Emo/Pop Punk days and draw in different crowds on different nights…
Hold on I got some phone calls to make.
Instead of being flirty they are sarcastic and insult you?
Gothicc
The Offspring of Hot Topic and Hooters.
TGI Wednesday
Omg you’d never get me to leave
I go there for the BOO-bies and BOO-ties
So is this real? Asking for a friend…
A lot of people did forget about Hooters. They’re about to declare bankruptcy.
Daaaamn. They can change me.
Honestly this is sexier than hooters outfits
Is this real?
Crashing Maps tryna find one in my city.
I would go if they rolled their eyes and made fun of the douchebags who hit on them.
Their batwings are to die for.
17 year old me would have LOVED this.
This is funny but for real this would make a lot of money
Fuck yeah! Throw some Skinny Puppy and Thrill Kill Kult on the speakers and I’m there!
Much more my speed anyway.
I imagine the goth scene would act like this was the lamest thing ever, but secretly absolutely love it/wish they worked there
Might be a little too spooky for some
Are the wings better there? /s
Goth tiddies > regular tiddies
The owner will be a congress person for sure.
That’s disgusting, where do I find it?
I hope they will be mean and surely the whole time.
K, serious question. Is there some thing for a man who obviously gets raging boner in this place, but what to hide it?
Cuz all I can see myself is going out like a right angle rule with my pants all the way up in my cheeks.
This would be great.
I’m fine with this.
Goth Ihop
Likewise
Give me a fishing themed bar called Hookers
Why is this compelling ad on r/funny?
Fuck me and my head… after reading the title my thoughts went to “cutters” before reading the neon sign, sigh…
Spooters would be funnier, but not as obvious what they mean to convey
Japan has maid cafes etc. goth cafe for sure could be a thing
I’d visit this place looooooong before I’d go to a hooters.
My wife agrees
I want to go! Where can I find one near me
Cooters ?
I’m just here for the IPA on tap.
First Co-op titty diner in the continental 48.
All staff are partial owners after one year with increasing ownership every 6 months.
Gay for Pay Friday and Sunday early service with all male serving staff.
Starting to come together…