Got destroyed by a doctor
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Before my brain surgery they wrote in the notes “ … is a pleasant 37 yr old male”. So now I tell people I’m diagnosed as pleasant.
Unremarkable is the best thing a doctor can ever call you.
Don’t feel bad. I’m a man and you’d find mine unremarkable too…
What’s hilarious is that my 80yo mother had a doctor appointment recently and was upset because he said her cognitive skills were unremarkable.
Of course he had to put that on the report. He kept getting pulled into HR for just writing “nice” on every patient’s file.
Well, look, he left out the part where he was going to write:
***Left breast and Right breast together. REMARKABLE 100X, HOLY CRAP, VA-VA-VOOM, THE GIRL CAN’T HELP IT, SWEET JESUS, JOSEPH, AND MARY, WHAT A RACK SHE’S GOT!!!!!! GOD DAMN, SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK!!!***
Send pics for a second opinion.
They’re real and they’re spectacular.
Stage 4 cancer patient. I would love to read unremarkable again!
They always tell me my brain is unremarkable
You might have Egg-Zachary syndrome.
That’s when your boobs are eggzachary as flat as your butt.
Friendly reminder that when it comes to doctors, “unremarkable” is exactly how you want to have a body part described. If they’re remarking, it isn’t to pay a compliment.
I’d be happy to provide a second opinion…
The doctor should be struck off immediately. No boobs are unremarkable; all are wondrous, works of art, some would say.
Breast us
Saying something is unremarkable is a remark.
I know it’s a joke but damn how I wish mine was unremarkable!
🤣
Someone my Dad knew went in for a routine check up because “it had been a while”.
They said they knew it was bad when the doc went “that’s interesting”.
And in the US, too, so it prolly cost about £30k to get roasted about her mundane norks
Your doctor said that your chest has a hereditary remark, is from your fathers side, not from your mothers…
Maybe your breasts are markedly beautiful….so much so that a re-mark would be moot
You’ll look back and find this as a fond mammary.
BOOM roasted!
I have an unremarkable ovary so I get it.
Nasty burn
It means there is nothing bad to worry about, thank God!
So it takes a doctor to make you realise your chest isn’t a whiteboard…
I’ve had numerous concussions, so I have to get scanned like every 5 years it seems. I felt this way when my brain scans were “unremarkable” 🥺.
No wonder it costs money to have a breast exam. You’d have to pay me upfront to show me unremarkable breasts.
My mamo results stated “mostly fatty”. I mean accurate but damn.
That’s what you get for being a Karen
Consider yourself blessed. The remarks are never good.
Congrats on your cancer free boobs though!
Disappointing
Karen is great btw. Used to write for Seth Myers (not sure if she still does)
Get off Twitter
That’s great lol
DM me for a second opinion.
As I still have a PET scan twice a year, I love being called unremarkable.
Pics please.
We’ll be the judge. Thx
As a doctor I sometimes use the phrase “malodorous” to describe a patient if they were rude to me or the nursing staff even if they weren’t.
I adore Karen Chee, and believe me you don’t want a breast with remarks!
My favorite doctor remark is “Patient is 52. Patient appears stated age.”
I wish she had *four* titties, so I can give her *four* unremarkables.
– that doc
Had a Bilateral mastectomy for breast cancer three months ago. You *want* unremarkable breasts—trust me. 😂
Doing fine… they caught it early. 😀