Grandads ‘broken’ fire stick

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Cmon.  You’re breaking the code.  Delete the history and you didn’t see shit.

Years ago a friend asked me to come over and look at his dad’s computer and why it was running slow. It was full of viruses and popups from all the porn sites he was visiting. His history was full of stuff like that too.

California wildfires BBC… that’s some kinky stuff

At least it’s age appropriate.

Talking to my 87 year old mate at the gym he was talking about fitness videos accidentally said “red tube” instead of YouTube me and the fellas just let him go. Mad old bloke.

Putting grandpa on blast like that. Shame on you. Show the link.

Grandlad

The Internet has ruined me. Tell me why I laughed so hard at “California Wildfires BBC”!

In college I worked for our college “computer department”. It was stuff like replacing broken monitors in the lab, bringing printer paper places, stuff like that. I worked there a few years, so as I hit my Jr and Sr year they trusted me more to work on some professor PC’s as well.

One day, we get a ticket that Dr so-and-so had a computer that was slow and not working. He’s not in his office but the department secretary lets me in, I settle into his chair and get to work. Somewhere between 5 and 10 minutes in, I’m notice his PC is definitely running like trash, and eventually make my way to browser history.

THE MOST FILTHY STUFF ON THE PLANET. Nothing illegal (thank the Lord), but his browser history is nothing but searching all sorts of combinations of stuff.

Then it hits me. I’m at his desk, in his chair, using his mouse and keyboard. If I had a black light this place would be glowing purple.

I ran the usual clean up tools and got out of there. My boss asked me if it was fixed when I returned, I told him I did my best but there was some “dubious” search terms that may lead to the root cause. He laughed and told me in the future he’d advise telling the professor to refrain from using his work computer for personal usage.

Least he’s staying in his age bracket

“Mature attractive women”

…Fair enough

always remember kiddos..grandparents, parents, are always a woman and a man first and have the same desires as anyone else.

“xxx mature”? Gotta respect your granddad, mate. He stays in his lane.

Wholesome grandpa wants porn of ladies his age

Why is this porn search history so wholesome

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** EDIT: PLEASE LOOK AT THE ICONS BEFORE THE SEARCHES! THE FLAME ICON MEANS TRENDING THE REST ARE WHAT HAS BEEN SEARCHED!

My friend, respect the code. You didn’t see anything. And even if you did, you assume they misspelled.

Old people have needs too. STDS are high in eats with an aging population and at least he’s looking at age appropriate stuff,better than most men. Delete, fix his tech issue and never speak of it again

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Clean your lens while you’re clearing his search history.

Bro, this is not the way. Clear the history and you didn’t see anything .

Username: NintendoBen1

> Search history: Nintendo leaks

You’re not fooling anyone, Ben

Absolute depravity…. who watches West Ham??!

“Hacked!!!”

You cant blame for trying to make his broken firestick work….

You know what? At least he’s looking for mature people, not barely legal. It’s a little funny, but leave Gramps alone.

Aston Villa vs West Ham? Disgusting and depraved.

I personally am happy he wasn’t doing the usual creepy thing of looking at age ranges he has no business seeing as sexual tbh. It is a breath of fresh air seeing a mature man looking for mature content and not teen/barely legal content.

For a second I forgot about the bbc news and was like, what kind of sick shit is your grandad into?!?!

Breaking the bro code

Good on grandad for the age appropriate searches.

I see nothing of concern what’s the problem

It’s true. Grandad is not an outlier.

As men get older, assuming they remain sexually motivated, they fantasize about older partners.

At least gramps is interested in women his age. Full respect.

Why does he wanna see a big black c*ck in the california wildfires?

At least he is age appropriate.

Love that he took a wank break to watch some football

Why you gotta do your gramps dirty like this one day your grandkid will do the same for whatever weird futuristic porn you are into =P

Ughh I’ve had the same problem. I’ve had to warn my sister about ever letting the kids use my dad’s VR set and holy shit, to say his YouTube suggestions are problematic is quite an understatement.

Bro was tired of the youngins on his screen lmaooo. He said MATURE.

he seems pretty normal

You’re posting his history? Mods, ban this guy.

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