He likes it marinated


Napoleon was a freak certified. I once went down on a chick whose pubic hair was like a faith-healer’s beard. Think “dive in and pull hairs from between your teeth for the next 20 minutes” and the taste was reminiscent of copper pennies….. **shiver** How did Action Bronson rap again “Think of it like eating buccatini razor clams.” Let’s just say I wiped my mouth on the sheet and went back up pretty fast.

That takes some type of man and I sure am not one of them.

Myth