“He wears green because he’s Luigi”
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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His face has been sculpted by the gods themselves
He wears Kevlar because *Murica.*
I hope Nintendo doesn’t mind…
Why is he wearing a Kevlar west? If a billionaire wants him dead, he will get it done anyway, probably by ‘suicide’ after the process; and no common person will shoot him.
Remember, when kids are being shot in schools Republicans said it was an inevitable part of life. Yet when billionaires get shot, suddenly new laws pop up arresting people for saying D***y, D***d, D***e. Where we see no police willing to go in to stop the school shooters, suddenly we see a nationwide man hunt. Finally, the media would show every detail of the school shooter, where as now they don’t dare risk inspiring others.
He also wears green because he’s good for the planet.
Let’s-a go
It’s a me, green a Mario!
He is pretty.
Mamma mia 🫦
✊
This man is incapable of taking a bad picture
It’s ok guys, Mario is gonna get him out of this.
Who the fuck thinks green stands for solidarity?
Do you think he fully realizes how people are viewing him right now?
I mean i can scarcely think of a more universally beloved figure in my adult life
Don’t even start with Mr Rogers or Keanu Reeves. People are literally painting this guy as a saint, while simultaneously going feral for him.
***”the only thing my client will be serving is face your honor.”***
Lol