He went that way 👈👉
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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[His backpack was filled with Monopoly money 🤑🤣](https://abcnews.go.com/US/unitedhealthcare-ceo-shooting-latest-manhunt-nationwide-police-learn/story?id=116551771)
Everyone is saying the shooter was a guy but the picture clearly shows a 300lb Mongolian woman
Can only imagine the people who do know him are just laughing their ass off at this
We have reached the FO moment. Let’s hope this is the first crack in the dam.
> He was a person with a deep sense of empathy and clear passion for improving access to care
How can people even say this shite with a straight face? He got paid $10 million every year to deny care to people who’d done everything right.
I am Spartacus
If they ever do catch him, he is going to get the biggest gofundme ever for his defense.
I saw him with Uhg and Donkey Lips.
I hope they never find him. And if they do, I *will* be sending a large amount of money to his legal fund. And probably flowers.
the business in the front party in the back mullet is the epitome to this murder
He went that way 🖕
How to commit the perfect crime: kill someone that is hated by literally everyone.
“Late Saturday evening, NYPD released a new image of the suspected shooter in what appeared to be the back of a cab, no further context was given.” NOOOOOO SAVE THE MAN
It’s wild how this CEO deserves this level of rapid response. Exactly why he was capped in the first place
What if we imagined him and just disappeared when the job was done?
The future was saved because that kid’s first instinct was to lie to the pig. Like a true hero.
Where am I? I am in Boise, Idaho. No, no, no, I am in Anchorage, Alaska. No, I am in Casper, Wyoming, I am in the lobby of a Howard Johnson’s and I am wearing a pink carnation
ttsss never seen him
You mean everybody has mullet?
I don’t care what anybody says, it’s not redundant to have a 2nd r/WhitePeopleTwitter
He is probably hiding in the Appalachian mountains. He looks like many people from that part of the country, and Eric Rudolph spent years in the mountains while the locals did not help the Feds much.
So somewhere between Montgomery and Labrador.
He is fortunate to have committed his crime when antiheros are the rage. One of them was elected President. (Antiheroes are scumbags, but many Americans have a sweet spot for them.)
Is that Leo Messi with a mullet in a child’s body?
Cocked , locked , ready to rock. Silent hero’s where ya at?
Salute your shorts
You and I definitely know which way he went, down in history. Lol
https://i.imgur.com/IjROmg1.mp4
I’m pretty sure I saw him walking inside a New York Republican State Committee gathering.
The people who wanna know are as evil as T1000.
How long before people truly believes the shooter is a time traveller?
Davie, you’re doing a good job!!
Can you be sure that this was written by a person and not a bot?
Oh, there will be some dumbass who rats him out for the reward money.
Don’t tell me, you’re ALSO named Spartacus??
the real mastermind of UHC is andrew witty who controls the conglemerate of UHC.
Anyone see saw 6?
The image is talking about the elections, right?
The fact that this kid just instinctually mistrusted a police officer is so good lol.
Everyone’s suddenly an expert in disappearing acts
I can’t wait for the twist where they think they have his DNA but he’s planted something else 😂😂😂 he’s definitely thoroughly thought this out