He would not be pleased

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He won’t be all that surprised, probably not even all that disappointed. People have always sucked. I mean, people in his time nailed him to a post in the yard and left him to die of dehydration. Not cool.

Isn’t he still busy waiting for enough “likes” to save little Timmy from cancer?

Iโ€™ve always wondered where the thought came from that Jesus would spawn fully formed and informed.

Only second to his dad as the all-time hunt and go seek champion.

He’s probably wondering where he went wrong.

he knows whats going on now.

Bro went from ‘I came back’ to ‘I ain’t coming back’

At first I thought he had a huge mustache but itโ€™s just his open mouth

Praying, being nice, and helping the poor?

Shut up you fucking bigot

All things considered, we’ve made some good progress relative to specifically biblical times.

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Second coming of Jesus involves a sword for all the non righteous.

Gonna be a lot of surprised people on that blade.

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