He would put the baby in a cage
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Conservative “Christians” would be calling for Jesus to be crucified if he was around today.
if the tale is true, they wouldn’t have gone anywhere near the pyramids.
Fun fact.
The flight to Egypt is only found in the gospel of Matthew. The other gospel that contains Jesus’ birth, Luke, does not include Egypt whatsoever. Luke gives a timeline of the birth that basically does not allow for Jesus to be in Egypt at all…doesn’t fit in the timeline.
Some scholars believe that the gospel of Matthew, who often referred to Old testament prophecies, inserted the flight to Egypt into the birth narrative just to “fufill” another prophecy and probably didn’t happen.
If you want to look into the birth accounts of Jesus in Luke and Matthew and be amazed at how much stuff they don’t agree on.
I’m a better Christian than any MAGA Republican and I’m an atheist.
joseph was clearly a man of fighting age why didnt he stay and fight herod?
THere’s no historical evidence at all that the “Massacre of the Innocents” was an actual thing
You are telling me Joseph, Mary and Jesus were asylum seekers?
The irony of this is an annual event. A man, a woman, and their baby fleeing for their lives from a terrible dangerous place. The “Christian” conservative of today would not only turn Jesus away, but if He made it through, they would want to round Him up and deliver Him back to Herod.
A sort of Matthew 25:40 in reverse.
He thinks Jesus was a white Anglo-Saxon.
I wonder how many people in that region were blonde hair, blue eyes, hyper-white-skinned, in that era?
Mary seems to be.
The Massacre with zero corroborating evidence.
Mary is a white woman in this picture. White people can’t be foreigners. /s
No it’s different because they were Christian and white, you see. /s
There is no trustworthy believable historical evidence that such an event ever happened.
This is kind of ironic because it is often pedaled as true by people who deny actual tragedies like Holodomor, the Armenian Genocide, the Holocaust, and the Gazan genocide.
Nobody puts baby in a corner! 🫵😡
Ah yes, the fake massacre used to justify real world atrocities. Christianity at its finest.
They still think Jesus was white.
This was once celebrated with a Catholic holiday known as “The Feast of the Ass”
I don’t know about you, but that chick looks like she can walk fine compared to the donkey and dude.
This would be true asylum seeking, which no one is against.
Probably illegal immigration too. There’s no refugee program back the
Yup, another GOP clown….
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Silly goose, the Bible isn’t there to tell them how to live, it’s there to judge and harass people not in the club!
No now they *want* immigration but only when those immigrants are going somewhere to replace high paying jobs for scraps of pay, in this scenario we can assume Joseph is a software engineer so it’s okay
Legal immigration or illegal immigration?
They were going to the place of birth to register for Roman Census not “running from Herod”
I’m an idiot
All based on historic fiction. This total bullshit to control the dummies. Your best life is after death. You really have to be stupid to believe that crap. When you are dead, you are dead. Get over it.
I mean, the NT makes a big deal that he was born in Bethlehem only to continually call him ‘the Nazarene’ since he’s from Nazareth. Obviously a Christian should be able to understand that where you’re born doesn’t always define you.
“Why didn’t they try to make their own country better instead of running away?”
Guess the Egyptian government should have done more to keep the illegals out. Maybe put up some rows of thorns or whatever other backwoods versions of razor wire that they had available.
Send them back!! Send them back!!
I thought the 10th day of Xmas was 10 pipers piping?
But you see, Mary and Joseph were white Americans, so it’s okay.
A conversation I had summarized.
Republican: If you don’t like America, leave.
Me: Glad to hear you support immigration.
Republican: Leaving is emmigration.
Me: Yes, and immigrating to another country.
Republican: Go to hell.
Schriver comes up a lot here.
How do people in Michigan feel about him? Looks like his district is crazy small — he won handily in November with only about 24,000 votes in the general. It appears to be well north of Detroit, kinda in the middle of nowhere.
Good thing Egypt didnt ClOsE tHe BoRdeR!!!!
Only ilegal inmigration
He wouldn’t put Obi Wan Kenobi Jesus in a cage…..just the brown Jesus.
Worst part is they dint even have him strapped in a car seat.
Sanctuary for a refugee.
Literally Gaza right now but go off, genocide king
I am very leftist ideologically and I think pretty much all right wing politicians are absolute fuckheads. But can we quit trying to argue that because they are staunchly against illegal immigration that they hate all immigration?
This is your tweet that you liked with 9 views lmfao. The analytics option only shows up when it’s your tweet.
*Emigration not immigration.
Fleeing from one part of the Roman Empire to another part of the Roman Empire doesn’t make you an immigrant.