heIsMadOnMe

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What do you want? Tell you nothing and figure it out on your own?

I love when python says something like “i couldnt find itme, did you mean item?”, like I get that you’re a programming language but you literally understood what I meant

I wish my compiler did a Haka directed at me while it works.

Guess I’ll just debug my relationship issues with print statements.

I absolutely love that this has become a meme

More like hardcore c++ template error message.

Me: “What’s happened? Where is the error?”

Compiler: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…!”

Go when you do not use a variable that you declared.

I love the pinky lifting lol

At least it has the decency to give you some details about the problem.

Customer ticket: “Can’t print”

The old COBOL compiler I used generated an error for every single character after you missed a full stop. And no paging of the output, no piping of the output. You were on your own.

nah, you didnt try to invalidate a centry old treaty. It would be more like the green slug from monsters ink telling mike to not forget his paperwork.

Sometimes I wish there was an ignore tab on my keyboard at work because is it worth the time

Me: “No, please don’t do that”

It would be much more cursed if the compiler didn’t do that. Like, imagine you misspelled {1, 22, 50} as {1, 2 2, 50} and the AI compiler interpreted it as {1, 2, 2, 50}.

mad *at*

So your compiler starts doing a haka?

Fusion 360 does this to windows a fair bit too!

Why are compiles like that? If they know that there’s an error, just fix it. Are they stupid?

Damn she looks absolutely insane

The way her pinky is elegantly aloft while unleashing the haka

is she a little person??

That suit jacket makes her arms look super short and tiny.

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

hahahahahahha

Is it too much to ask – โ€œInitial failure – Without change. Reran with suggested changes, compilation successfulโ€ or some other variation of this. Just compile and run the damn tests with auto addition of suggested changes, throw it in as a an option with a checkbox. Am I crazy for thinking this?

Ctrl-Shift-L does auto change to fix styling, Ctrl-Shift-WhateverDaFk does auto change to add suggested fixes to fix obvious easy fixes. Sure, we can Shift-Enter (or whatever it is, I forget) to bring up suggested fixes but we live in the world of fking AI and we canโ€™t auto run based on suggested code fixes, without committing to them?

Not that I give a sht, cause I can sort out my code but how is this not yet a thing?

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