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Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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She got that cavernous vag energy
You can see her IUD floating.
Even a 747 looks small when it’s flying through the Grand Canyon .
Wizards sleeve.
Baseball bat in a trash can
Sounds like she fundamentally misunderstood the purpose of traffic cones.
This definitely fits in r/rareinsults
He just cooked.
I mean when it has to make its way through 10” of fat/obese ass…… yeah I guess homie is lacking.
Clowns pocket
Aren’t most vaginas only like four inches deep at most? Either that or I’ve just got long ass fingers- I’ll stop talking
I just spit out my fucking drink lol
23cm for eurodudes
9 inches is like the 1% of dicks.
And she wants bigger?
If a virgin sticks his dick in her but doesn’t touch the sides or back, is he still a virgin?
Her lady cave is so deep they found another edition of the Dead Sea scrolls, along with DB Coopers remains, 2 jeeps and a pop up trailer in it.
I like these kind of tweets. It’s obvious that a woman is trying to make men insecure in the same way that women are. But it will never work on us, because we don’t have female neuroticism.
If we were girls with big tits, we’d be all “I’ve got massive tits and they’re awesome”, whereas actual women often just wonder if their big tits are even enough of if their nipples are the right size and shape.
Typically, vaginal canal is only about 3 inches. It can stretch when properly stimulated, but even then, 9 inches is a stretch.
Really hate when women try to flex like this when the average penis size is typically 5 inches. So.. lol.
Guys, don’t worry. Your 5 inches is normal.
But it was cold!!!!
Is she sure they fucking her vag or one of her rolls?
Didn’t know it was a flex to brag about having no walls
Jesus 😂👌
A tictak in a Whale’s mouth
So deep she got gophers nesting up in there.
Same energy as people who brag that they have a high THC tolerance. Congrats on needing more to be satisfied I guess?
The average is literally like 4-5-5.5 or something like that. I’ve looked it up before. 9 inches is massive compared to the average.