I’ll never understand people who worship the rich.
ShiDiWen
3 months ago
So are all comics for 2025 going to document the class war?
I hope so
ShawshankException
3 months ago
This is how car commercials always are around the holidays and I’ll never understand why lol
Who’s out here buying their SO a brand new car for Christmas?
wannab_g
3 months ago
I could actually hear that * rich people laughter *
Aveduil
3 months ago
We need to make Torgo’s Executive Powder just as futurama suggested.
Diskosmos
3 months ago
I have a solotion, but I’d be ban for saying it sooo
Isuche
3 months ago
Meanwhile I’m over here accepting the fact that I’ll have to save up for over a year if I want to be able to afford even a cheap used 20-year-old car 😵💫
Rich people truly live in a completely different world lol, it’s almost beyond comprehension how much money they have that they throw around all willy nilly because they can.
Bio571
3 months ago
“Rich people laughter” 🤣 I love it!
OnionsHaveLairAction
3 months ago
12 individuals in the US own a collective 2 Trillion in assets.
If you were part of a team of twelve people, each individually paid a dollar a second (3600 dollars an hour) it would take your team 2640 years to accumulate the same amount of money
Low_Attention16
3 months ago
“Cocks gun”
Soviet-pirate
3 months ago
Ready player 2 🟩
Vibrant-Sky
3 months ago
Eat the rich
poopgoose1
3 months ago
I wonder how many of my 2004 PT Cruisers that’s worth
I’ve had this exact reaction to car ads. Around Christmas they start telling you to “give a gift they love all year”. Surely all the cookies you have on me should know I’m not buying that for myself let alone someone else.
SemanticTriangle
3 months ago
Problem statement: wealthy people with large unrealised gains in equities are able to borrow money against those equities, paying less in interest than the rate of appreciation of those assets, thereby increasing wealth and standard of living without diluting control of those assets
Solution: using the appreciated value of an asset as security for a loan should generate a capital gains tax event against that asset
Explanation: this ‘taxes the rich’ without changing tax rates or really affecting anyone not employing this strategy. It:
a) doesn’t create an additional burden on even ‘reasonably’ wealthy people or businesses, since modern accounting practices already require cost basis tracking, PPOs are mostly free of CGT, and normal people do not often borrow against post tax equities;
b) requires that the wealthy dilute their ownership of successful companies in order to harvest lifestyle gains, thus making them compromise between the power of ownership and its benefits — they can no longer eat their cake and have it, too;
c) brings forward the collection of taxes owed to the state, which it can use for the benefit of all*; and
d) discourages ‘reckless’ share price inflation strategies, since the direct link between owner compensation/lifestyle and share prices is attenuated; and
e) defeats the argument made by the wealthy against any wealth taxes that unrealised gains should not be taxed, by defining clearly that the ability to leverage a gain is a realization of value.
*The definition of ‘all’ may vary depending on the Republic and state in which you reside.
Comfortable-Bench330
3 months ago
Eat them
ThingsWork0ut
3 months ago
White people as well are poor. Poorest in some states.
tryzest3
3 months ago
Why did they make rich couple white and not East Asian or Indian?
Milk-Constant
3 months ago
wtf I kept scrolling through the comments cause I wanted to see the original before realizing this wasn’t BHJ
ppSmok
3 months ago
Oh. They still can afford it after that. But they do not want to. Slight difference, same outcome.
Utnemod
3 months ago
What a racist comic
cacklz
3 months ago
*(laughs in Thurston Howell III)*
ElectroNikkel
3 months ago
To thing luxuries like that are one of the few ways to extract money from the rich to the poor, at least when it comes to maintenance and worker payment.
Reminds me of that clip where an orange cat pounced on a golf ball in play and the guys had the most stereotypical rich person laugh
vitringur
3 months ago
Nope, that is not the reason.
ChocoGoodness
3 months ago
Damn, I hate that. I love how minimum wage here is just enough to buy a single pizza if you work one hour. It’s just lovely. Can’t those cheap skates at least get it to 10 dollars an hour? At least that way I might afford a pizza *and* a drink.
patosai3211
3 months ago
Oh no. They certainly can. They just won’t. So enjoy those bootstraps that now come with a monthly service plan.
MaybeAdrian
3 months ago
I don’t think that it’s a good idea to piss off the people that makes everything for you.
Astramancer_
3 months ago
I work as a mortgage underwriter so I get to see lots finances of people who are in good enough financial shape to buy a house.
In a recent file the person had a mercedes benz car loan. The remaining balance was more than my house is worth.
SigmaBlaster
3 months ago
No, that’s why the holiday bonus is gone. The yachts are why they “can’t afford” minimum wage.
BeardedUnicornBeard
3 months ago
Yea… We had to lay off 3 people and skip our bonus this year due to earning 5m wasnt enough. BUT our bosses and higher ups are geting bonuses and a pat on their backs.
PricklePete
3 months ago
r/eattherich
Probably_owned_it
3 months ago
except the working class isn’t all brown, and that’s how you make trump voters feel special.
D33ber
3 months ago
Tis the season (for cutting Bipsy and Hubbly’s brake cables).
Ixaire
3 months ago
He looks like Conrad Grayson from Revenge. Very fitting.
Bobobarbarian
3 months ago
Oh please you’re being silly. Of course it’s not their Rolls-Royces that make it so we can’t have healthcare.
…*it’s their kids’ Rolls-Royces that make it so we can’t have healthcare.*
GSV_CARGO_CULT
3 months ago
I live about an hour from Pizzacakecomic’s home city, in a rural town that never had Porsches, or homeless people freezing to death in tents. Now it has both.
mytyriad
3 months ago
can’t wait for both to get each others a mini submarine
Council_Of_Minds
3 months ago
There’s a guy that handled this situation well with insurance CEO guy.
astralseat
3 months ago
Of course, they want to support only themselves and those near them.
Solidsnake00901
3 months ago
I had an ex whose boss showed up to her job in a Lamborghini once to tell them he couldn’t afford to give them healthcare. He had just recently moved into it two-story house also.
I’ll never understand people who worship the rich.
So are all comics for 2025 going to document the class war?
I hope so
This is how car commercials always are around the holidays and I’ll never understand why lol
Who’s out here buying their SO a brand new car for Christmas?
I could actually hear that * rich people laughter *
We need to make Torgo’s Executive Powder just as futurama suggested.
I have a solotion, but I’d be ban for saying it sooo
Meanwhile I’m over here accepting the fact that I’ll have to save up for over a year if I want to be able to afford even a cheap used 20-year-old car 😵💫
Rich people truly live in a completely different world lol, it’s almost beyond comprehension how much money they have that they throw around all willy nilly because they can.
“Rich people laughter” 🤣 I love it!
12 individuals in the US own a collective 2 Trillion in assets.
If you were part of a team of twelve people, each individually paid a dollar a second (3600 dollars an hour) it would take your team 2640 years to accumulate the same amount of money
“Cocks gun”
Ready player 2 🟩
Eat the rich
I wonder how many of my 2004 PT Cruisers that’s worth

Just leaving this fantastic opinion piece by an actual 0.01%er on the topic: [The Pitchforks Are Coming… For Us Plutocrats](https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/06/the-pitchforks-are-coming-for-us-plutocrats-108014/)
I’ve had this exact reaction to car ads. Around Christmas they start telling you to “give a gift they love all year”. Surely all the cookies you have on me should know I’m not buying that for myself let alone someone else.
Problem statement: wealthy people with large unrealised gains in equities are able to borrow money against those equities, paying less in interest than the rate of appreciation of those assets, thereby increasing wealth and standard of living without diluting control of those assets
Solution: using the appreciated value of an asset as security for a loan should generate a capital gains tax event against that asset
Explanation: this ‘taxes the rich’ without changing tax rates or really affecting anyone not employing this strategy. It:
a) doesn’t create an additional burden on even ‘reasonably’ wealthy people or businesses, since modern accounting practices already require cost basis tracking, PPOs are mostly free of CGT, and normal people do not often borrow against post tax equities;
b) requires that the wealthy dilute their ownership of successful companies in order to harvest lifestyle gains, thus making them compromise between the power of ownership and its benefits — they can no longer eat their cake and have it, too;
c) brings forward the collection of taxes owed to the state, which it can use for the benefit of all*; and
d) discourages ‘reckless’ share price inflation strategies, since the direct link between owner compensation/lifestyle and share prices is attenuated; and
e) defeats the argument made by the wealthy against any wealth taxes that unrealised gains should not be taxed, by defining clearly that the ability to leverage a gain is a realization of value.
*The definition of ‘all’ may vary depending on the Republic and state in which you reside.
Eat them
White people as well are poor. Poorest in some states.
Why did they make rich couple white and not East Asian or Indian?
wtf I kept scrolling through the comments cause I wanted to see the original before realizing this wasn’t BHJ
Oh. They still can afford it after that. But they do not want to. Slight difference, same outcome.
What a racist comic
*(laughs in Thurston Howell III)*
To thing luxuries like that are one of the few ways to extract money from the rich to the poor, at least when it comes to maintenance and worker payment.
Don’t forget the dog has one aswell!
[Reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/nVvx5mK7aME?si=JebN1s1Jx_n_iSWo)
Reminds me of that clip where an orange cat pounced on a golf ball in play and the guys had the most stereotypical rich person laugh
Nope, that is not the reason.
Damn, I hate that. I love how minimum wage here is just enough to buy a single pizza if you work one hour. It’s just lovely. Can’t those cheap skates at least get it to 10 dollars an hour? At least that way I might afford a pizza *and* a drink.
Oh no. They certainly can. They just won’t. So enjoy those bootstraps that now come with a monthly service plan.
I don’t think that it’s a good idea to piss off the people that makes everything for you.
I work as a mortgage underwriter so I get to see lots finances of people who are in good enough financial shape to buy a house.
In a recent file the person had a mercedes benz car loan. The remaining balance was more than my house is worth.
No, that’s why the holiday bonus is gone. The yachts are why they “can’t afford” minimum wage.
Yea… We had to lay off 3 people and skip our bonus this year due to earning 5m wasnt enough. BUT our bosses and higher ups are geting bonuses and a pat on their backs.
r/eattherich
except the working class isn’t all brown, and that’s how you make trump voters feel special.
Tis the season (for cutting Bipsy and Hubbly’s brake cables).
He looks like Conrad Grayson from Revenge. Very fitting.
Oh please you’re being silly. Of course it’s not their Rolls-Royces that make it so we can’t have healthcare.
…*it’s their kids’ Rolls-Royces that make it so we can’t have healthcare.*
I live about an hour from Pizzacakecomic’s home city, in a rural town that never had Porsches, or homeless people freezing to death in tents. Now it has both.
can’t wait for both to get each others a mini submarine
There’s a guy that handled this situation well with insurance CEO guy.
Of course, they want to support only themselves and those near them.
I had an ex whose boss showed up to her job in a Lamborghini once to tell them he couldn’t afford to give them healthcare. He had just recently moved into it two-story house also.