If you think musk isn’t spying on the network traffic….
sunny_yay
15 hours ago
“Donated” like when he donated Starlink to Ukraine at the cost of $50 million annually to the Polish?
“Donated” like when he receives $400 million contracts from the US taxpayer?
“Donated” like when he receives televised White House ad space from the American car salesman also known as the U.S. president?
Edit:
Or “donated” like “here are the reigns to every federal department of the United States, do whatever you want and I’ll deal with judges and public relations for you.”
_Piratical_
15 hours ago
I’m guessing that this means they are no longer relying on government servers therefore they no longer need to be worried about those pesky FOIA requests or data retention policies. Nor will anyone be able to see which foreign governments they send their data to.
Am I right? Do I win a prize?
fistsofham11
15 hours ago
Well that seems safe and secure
ComicsEtAl
15 hours ago
And if anyone involved was a democrat it would be a huge story.
ReefShark13
15 hours ago
He is tapping their communications and we have no guarantee it isn’t going directly to Putin. WTF gang?
lancetay
15 hours ago

What could go wrong Elmo?
ctdrever
15 hours ago
A bug on every white house communication. WCGR?
AnarZak
15 hours ago
and fuck knows who’s paying for snoop access?
a slimy cunt like musk shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near state communications
fauxregard
15 hours ago
This man is an idiot’s idea of a genius. I’m sure he knows about some of the damage being done to data security, but I imagine there are many security risks he’s completely blind to as well.
skeveixhag
15 hours ago
New dictionary entry: He Donalded it. Made a service worse and framed it as a genius move.
WilliamJamesMyers
15 hours ago
ah exactly what the russians wanted
HardOyler
15 hours ago
Can’t see this coming back and biting everyone in the ass. What a cluster fuck.
Bryaxis
15 hours ago
Rule #1 of the internet: If using something is free, you’re not the customer, you’re the product
Last_Cod_998
15 hours ago
Much safer than Nixon’s tapes.
Thesorus
15 hours ago
Why would they say something like that ? it opens the door to every hacker on the planet.
WonderLandOLakes
15 hours ago
And just like that starlink now has to be nationalized “as a matter of national security”.
Joey_BagaDonuts57
15 hours ago
# MONEY CAN NEVER REPLACE TRUST.
Aolflashback
15 hours ago
Once Trump is dead, ya know cause all humans die, what the hell kind of clean up of our entire Country is the next person gonna have… fucking hell.
jtclark1107
15 hours ago
So we should start building signal jammers? It’s much harder to interfere with wired connections than wireless.
StoneBridge1371
15 hours ago
If sane people ever get back in the White House, it is going to take an entire generation to undo the shit that this cunt has done
wanderingmanimal
14 hours ago
Holy fuck that is really bad
oflowz
15 hours ago
lol when Trump throws Elon under the bus eventually and he cuts off the WiFi 😂😂😂
WrathOfMogg
15 hours ago
Russia knows everything that happens in the White House so what’s the difference at this point? Most transparent administration ever — to our enemies.
Stonk_Newboobie
14 hours ago
Lemme see here: AI control of military and government functions, with satellite-internet connectivity; what could go wrong?
Are we speed running a Terminator LARP?
Robot_Embryo
14 hours ago
Whats with the baseball cap and that stupid hand gesture? He’s such a fucking DORK.
Bleezy79
14 hours ago
I’m totally sure Putin doesn’t have access to everything Elon does. I mean it’s not like theyre friends and talk all the time
Sudden-Chard-5215
14 hours ago
Classic Haberman – Report the unthinkable as if it’s mundane.
DaSovietRussian
15 hours ago
This is not good.
Efffro
14 hours ago
so, so, so, so much worse.
kinoki1984
14 hours ago
The guy who proclaims free speech and bans everyone who doesn’t agree with him isn’t going to use this to spy on white house staff to see if they’re loyal.
klaramee
14 hours ago
I’m sure he’s not harvesting every bit of data going through that network…👀
Travel-Barry
14 hours ago
Why does he interlaced his fucking fingers like Mark Rylance in Don’t Look Up and why is he too fucking stupid to pull his hat down onto his head so that it doesn’t double the fucking length of his blobfish fucking face?
Borkenstien
14 hours ago
Well now you see the difference is that Hillary is a woman.
TerribleTerryTaint
14 hours ago
As a history buff, it’s kinda neat watching the downfall of the worlds leading superpower in real time. As an American, this fucking sucks.
Mcboatface3sghost
15 hours ago
But he has his hands in the apex pyramid so he must know what he’s talking about or he just watched “how to be a douchebag manager 101” on YouTube while overseeing a team of 5 sales reps…
Fuzzy-Eye-5425
15 hours ago
How long until someone’s knocking on my door saying “fuzzyeye, we need to talk”? 😒
If you think musk isn’t spying on the network traffic….
“Donated” like when he donated Starlink to Ukraine at the cost of $50 million annually to the Polish?
“Donated” like when he receives $400 million contracts from the US taxpayer?
“Donated” like when he receives televised White House ad space from the American car salesman also known as the U.S. president?
Edit:
Or “donated” like “here are the reigns to every federal department of the United States, do whatever you want and I’ll deal with judges and public relations for you.”
I’m guessing that this means they are no longer relying on government servers therefore they no longer need to be worried about those pesky FOIA requests or data retention policies. Nor will anyone be able to see which foreign governments they send their data to.
Am I right? Do I win a prize?
Well that seems safe and secure
And if anyone involved was a democrat it would be a huge story.
He is tapping their communications and we have no guarantee it isn’t going directly to Putin. WTF gang?

What could go wrong Elmo?
A bug on every white house communication. WCGR?
and fuck knows who’s paying for snoop access?
a slimy cunt like musk shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near state communications
This man is an idiot’s idea of a genius. I’m sure he knows about some of the damage being done to data security, but I imagine there are many security risks he’s completely blind to as well.
New dictionary entry: He Donalded it. Made a service worse and framed it as a genius move.
ah exactly what the russians wanted
Can’t see this coming back and biting everyone in the ass. What a cluster fuck.
Rule #1 of the internet: If using something is free, you’re not the customer, you’re the product
Much safer than Nixon’s tapes.
Why would they say something like that ? it opens the door to every hacker on the planet.
And just like that starlink now has to be nationalized “as a matter of national security”.
# MONEY CAN NEVER REPLACE TRUST.
Once Trump is dead, ya know cause all humans die, what the hell kind of clean up of our entire Country is the next person gonna have… fucking hell.
So we should start building signal jammers? It’s much harder to interfere with wired connections than wireless.
If sane people ever get back in the White House, it is going to take an entire generation to undo the shit that this cunt has done
Holy fuck that is really bad
lol when Trump throws Elon under the bus eventually and he cuts off the WiFi 😂😂😂
Russia knows everything that happens in the White House so what’s the difference at this point? Most transparent administration ever — to our enemies.
Lemme see here: AI control of military and government functions, with satellite-internet connectivity; what could go wrong?
Are we speed running a Terminator LARP?
Whats with the baseball cap and that stupid hand gesture? He’s such a fucking DORK.
I’m totally sure Putin doesn’t have access to everything Elon does. I mean it’s not like theyre friends and talk all the time
Classic Haberman – Report the unthinkable as if it’s mundane.
This is not good.
so, so, so, so much worse.
The guy who proclaims free speech and bans everyone who doesn’t agree with him isn’t going to use this to spy on white house staff to see if they’re loyal.
I’m sure he’s not harvesting every bit of data going through that network…👀
Why does he interlaced his fucking fingers like Mark Rylance in Don’t Look Up and why is he too fucking stupid to pull his hat down onto his head so that it doesn’t double the fucking length of his blobfish fucking face?
Well now you see the difference is that Hillary is a woman.
As a history buff, it’s kinda neat watching the downfall of the worlds leading superpower in real time. As an American, this fucking sucks.
But he has his hands in the apex pyramid so he must know what he’s talking about or he just watched “how to be a douchebag manager 101” on YouTube while overseeing a team of 5 sales reps…
How long until someone’s knocking on my door saying “fuzzyeye, we need to talk”? 😒