If you think musk isn’t spying on the network traffic….
sunny_yay
1 day ago
“Donated” like when he donated Starlink to Ukraine at the cost of $50 million annually to the Polish?
“Donated” like when he receives $400 million contracts from the US taxpayer?
“Donated” like when he receives televised White House ad space from the American car salesman also known as the U.S. president?
Edit:
Or “donated” like “here are the reigns to every federal department of the United States, do whatever you want and I’ll deal with judges and public relations for you.”
_Piratical_
1 day ago
I’m guessing that this means they are no longer relying on government servers therefore they no longer need to be worried about those pesky FOIA requests or data retention policies. Nor will anyone be able to see which foreign governments they send their data to.
Am I right? Do I win a prize?
fistsofham11
1 day ago
Well that seems safe and secure
ComicsEtAl
1 day ago
And if anyone involved was a democrat it would be a huge story.
ReefShark13
1 day ago
He is tapping their communications and we have no guarantee it isn’t going directly to Putin. WTF gang?
lancetay
1 day ago

What could go wrong Elmo?
ctdrever
1 day ago
A bug on every white house communication. WCGR?
AnarZak
1 day ago
and fuck knows who’s paying for snoop access?
a slimy cunt like musk shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near state communications
fauxregard
1 day ago
This man is an idiot’s idea of a genius. I’m sure he knows about some of the damage being done to data security, but I imagine there are many security risks he’s completely blind to as well.
skeveixhag
1 day ago
New dictionary entry: He Donalded it. Made a service worse and framed it as a genius move.
WilliamJamesMyers
1 day ago
ah exactly what the russians wanted
HardOyler
1 day ago
Can’t see this coming back and biting everyone in the ass. What a cluster fuck.
Bryaxis
1 day ago
Rule #1 of the internet: If using something is free, you’re not the customer, you’re the product
Last_Cod_998
1 day ago
Much safer than Nixon’s tapes.
Thesorus
1 day ago
Why would they say something like that ? it opens the door to every hacker on the planet.
WonderLandOLakes
1 day ago
And just like that starlink now has to be nationalized “as a matter of national security”.
Joey_BagaDonuts57
1 day ago
# MONEY CAN NEVER REPLACE TRUST.
Aolflashback
1 day ago
Once Trump is dead, ya know cause all humans die, what the hell kind of clean up of our entire Country is the next person gonna have… fucking hell.
jtclark1107
1 day ago
So we should start building signal jammers? It’s much harder to interfere with wired connections than wireless.
StoneBridge1371
1 day ago
If sane people ever get back in the White House, it is going to take an entire generation to undo the shit that this cunt has done
wanderingmanimal
1 day ago
Holy fuck that is really bad
oflowz
1 day ago
lol when Trump throws Elon under the bus eventually and he cuts off the WiFi 😂😂😂
WrathOfMogg
1 day ago
Russia knows everything that happens in the White House so what’s the difference at this point? Most transparent administration ever — to our enemies.
Stonk_Newboobie
1 day ago
Lemme see here: AI control of military and government functions, with satellite-internet connectivity; what could go wrong?
Are we speed running a Terminator LARP?
Robot_Embryo
1 day ago
Whats with the baseball cap and that stupid hand gesture? He’s such a fucking DORK.
Bleezy79
1 day ago
I’m totally sure Putin doesn’t have access to everything Elon does. I mean it’s not like theyre friends and talk all the time
Sudden-Chard-5215
1 day ago
Classic Haberman – Report the unthinkable as if it’s mundane.
DaSovietRussian
1 day ago
This is not good.
Efffro
1 day ago
so, so, so, so much worse.
kinoki1984
1 day ago
The guy who proclaims free speech and bans everyone who doesn’t agree with him isn’t going to use this to spy on white house staff to see if they’re loyal.
klaramee
1 day ago
I’m sure he’s not harvesting every bit of data going through that network…👀
Travel-Barry
1 day ago
Why does he interlaced his fucking fingers like Mark Rylance in Don’t Look Up and why is he too fucking stupid to pull his hat down onto his head so that it doesn’t double the fucking length of his blobfish fucking face?
Borkenstien
1 day ago
Well now you see the difference is that Hillary is a woman.
TerribleTerryTaint
1 day ago
As a history buff, it’s kinda neat watching the downfall of the worlds leading superpower in real time. As an American, this fucking sucks.
Mcboatface3sghost
1 day ago
But he has his hands in the apex pyramid so he must know what he’s talking about or he just watched “how to be a douchebag manager 101” on YouTube while overseeing a team of 5 sales reps…
Fuzzy-Eye-5425
1 day ago
How long until someone’s knocking on my door saying “fuzzyeye, we need to talk”? 😒
If you think musk isn’t spying on the network traffic….
“Donated” like when he donated Starlink to Ukraine at the cost of $50 million annually to the Polish?
“Donated” like when he receives $400 million contracts from the US taxpayer?
“Donated” like when he receives televised White House ad space from the American car salesman also known as the U.S. president?
Edit:
Or “donated” like “here are the reigns to every federal department of the United States, do whatever you want and I’ll deal with judges and public relations for you.”
I’m guessing that this means they are no longer relying on government servers therefore they no longer need to be worried about those pesky FOIA requests or data retention policies. Nor will anyone be able to see which foreign governments they send their data to.
Am I right? Do I win a prize?
Well that seems safe and secure
And if anyone involved was a democrat it would be a huge story.
He is tapping their communications and we have no guarantee it isn’t going directly to Putin. WTF gang?

What could go wrong Elmo?
A bug on every white house communication. WCGR?
and fuck knows who’s paying for snoop access?
a slimy cunt like musk shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near state communications
This man is an idiot’s idea of a genius. I’m sure he knows about some of the damage being done to data security, but I imagine there are many security risks he’s completely blind to as well.
New dictionary entry: He Donalded it. Made a service worse and framed it as a genius move.
ah exactly what the russians wanted
Can’t see this coming back and biting everyone in the ass. What a cluster fuck.
Rule #1 of the internet: If using something is free, you’re not the customer, you’re the product
Much safer than Nixon’s tapes.
Why would they say something like that ? it opens the door to every hacker on the planet.
And just like that starlink now has to be nationalized “as a matter of national security”.
# MONEY CAN NEVER REPLACE TRUST.
Once Trump is dead, ya know cause all humans die, what the hell kind of clean up of our entire Country is the next person gonna have… fucking hell.
So we should start building signal jammers? It’s much harder to interfere with wired connections than wireless.
If sane people ever get back in the White House, it is going to take an entire generation to undo the shit that this cunt has done
Holy fuck that is really bad
lol when Trump throws Elon under the bus eventually and he cuts off the WiFi 😂😂😂
Russia knows everything that happens in the White House so what’s the difference at this point? Most transparent administration ever — to our enemies.
Lemme see here: AI control of military and government functions, with satellite-internet connectivity; what could go wrong?
Are we speed running a Terminator LARP?
Whats with the baseball cap and that stupid hand gesture? He’s such a fucking DORK.
I’m totally sure Putin doesn’t have access to everything Elon does. I mean it’s not like theyre friends and talk all the time
Classic Haberman – Report the unthinkable as if it’s mundane.
This is not good.
so, so, so, so much worse.
The guy who proclaims free speech and bans everyone who doesn’t agree with him isn’t going to use this to spy on white house staff to see if they’re loyal.
I’m sure he’s not harvesting every bit of data going through that network…👀
Why does he interlaced his fucking fingers like Mark Rylance in Don’t Look Up and why is he too fucking stupid to pull his hat down onto his head so that it doesn’t double the fucking length of his blobfish fucking face?
Well now you see the difference is that Hillary is a woman.
As a history buff, it’s kinda neat watching the downfall of the worlds leading superpower in real time. As an American, this fucking sucks.
But he has his hands in the apex pyramid so he must know what he’s talking about or he just watched “how to be a douchebag manager 101” on YouTube while overseeing a team of 5 sales reps…
How long until someone’s knocking on my door saying “fuzzyeye, we need to talk”? 😒