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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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You just split 2 cents of water on 20 dollar hardwood flooring >:(
hahaha when my mom starts counting, it’s not a warning. i already know im sprinting the hell outta the house, lmao
Has anyone else been pulled by the temple hair
But if I accidentally break a vase, they say “it’s ok, sweetie, you didn’t mean to do it”
The spill was small, but the consequences were enormous.
No more wire hangers!!!!!
Before what
They deny the blatant abuse to this day but god fucking forbid you make their grandkids cry they’ll lose their shit
Guess I’ll just die
When I was 3 my dad threw me at a wall. I had stolen his Snickers
And years later:
“What you talking about?! I would never do that to you!”
Parents now:
Kiddo: mom I stole your car and drove over the neighbor dog then the owner threatened to call police so I have to drive over him too but there where a family of 5 who saw it so I had to drive over em too but then I was recorded by a security camera so I had to steal the footage and kill everyone in that building but police got called and I had to fight them but they called the army and long story short I accidentally started and finished a rebellion and I am now the leader of the country
The mom: ooh silly goose
Ride wife. Life good.
Wife fight back. KILL WIFE.
Think about wife. Regret.