How to win friends and influence people

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My dude he wears this “I’m shitting myself” expression *a lot*.

I’m surprised the French didn’t charge him with terrorism for dropping that shit bomb in the middle of a crowded cathedral

I’m OOTL, for real???

POOTUS

Remember when a guy got excited at a rally and cheered, and that was enough to disqualify him from being president?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

When are these times he isn’t shitting himself?!

How to wind friends and flatulence people.

Siimulates oral sex while addressing an audience?

He needs to get his shit together.

I see London i see France,
Donnie shit his underpants

Ooo that smell.

Everyone who wants in on the grift can’t say anything. Lots of money at stake to defend the oldman with alzheimers.

As a foreigner, let me give you the tip: We respect the United States and we respect their president. Trump does absolutely nothing to garner respect beyond that due his position.

Now that’s fucking hilarious.

What, again?

trump-a-dump

It’s what comes out of his mouth not his ass that makes the US presidency a no longer respectable institution

Nooo you don’t understand!! He was ackhtchually establishing dominance over those French pansies!!! Making America strong again! Nooo!!! Smell that Alpha male billionaire genius coming from his Depends, libcucks!!!!

lol he is probably freaking out at this. Probably going to find a way to deport everyone that makes fun of him for this.

They call him Diaper Don for a reason

Actions speak louder than words.The same conversation starter from both holes.

Shit his pants at a church. Maybe he saw God and shit his pants!

Man he removed the world’s respect from the presidency, I’m very happy I’m on the north side of the boarder 🤣🤣🤣

He’s overflowing

“I see London, I see France, I see Donald’s underpants!”

The art of the diaper spill.

How to win friends and flatulence people.

Maximum age to serve set to 70, please.

Nobody ever respected Trump outside of his fanboys. 

All the world leaders either saw him as an embarrassment or a useful idiot.

What other better way to represent America?

You know what bakes my noodle?

None of his supporters will believe any of it. It won’t make any difference to their support whatsoever.

I’m OOTL, how does one act like they’ve shit themselves?

Great title.

Not that I doubt it, but how do we know he shat himself?

An everyman

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