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Is it imperative that the cylinder stays unharmed?? If not you could just hammer it to break the plastic

small cylinder means his weener.

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u/Smart_Calendar1874

There was an ask reddit post about someone who had stuck their penis in, iirc, an m&m tube with peanut butter, the penis then grew and got stuck but this person, ashamed, only ever referred to it as a “small cylinder”, which became a meme.

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relevant

It is very important the above average sized cylinder remains unharmed and is intact with the bigger object it’s attached to.

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Cylinders are famously difficult to get unstuck.

So there was a Reddit post ages ago where someone asked how to get a ‘cylinder’ out of an M&M Minis tube that conspicuously also had mashed banana and butter inside. The user kept insisting it was a ‘cylinder’ long after it became clear what it actually was and how they got into this predicament to begin with. [It has been a meme for obvious reasons](https://youtu.be/c2T0PytIXPk?si=7A6xTGkYAuG-8_cJ)

So the meme is implying that they’d use the Manny toy for similar purposes and get their ‘cylinder’ stuck.

M&M mini tube redo

Since Boone has linked the thread, this is what it’s referencing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/K2omq1S7mD

r/Smart_Calendar1874

I could fill a library with books describing the pure, visceral, disgust that this post fills me with.
Upvote

Make a liquid mixture of Vaseline and water and try to get the cylinder slightly moved so you can put the liquid in, then slowly rotate the item and pull it away gently, until the cylinder is free

Well… let’s just say… his peenits

Despite all instructions, he stuck his dick in it.

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Really you need to get to the bottom of *this* absolute brain rot? I swear to god you people just need to keep on scrolling doom scrolling when you come across something you dont get

It’s imperative the cylinder is not harmed

the joke is penis

Turn off the lion king porn

He thlammed hith penith in the mammoth and now he can’t get it out

Does anyone have similar advice for a large, humongous, gigantic cylinder? Thank you

I like this

the internet will never let this die

peenor

Have you tried butter or lube?

Historian Peter here,

They say you never really die so long as your name is spoken of.

Aliens will dissect the remains of earth and find records of EA Nasir and smart_cylinder.

I hope you enjoy your infamy, good cylinder haver.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/Ugd3nCafsa

Dick. It’s talking about dick

Help I have to get a small cylinder, truly a modest one, nothing remarkable, out of an oil drum

Penis.

small?
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Got stuck in the mammussy

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