I agree. I also didn’t like the Trump portrait. So I fixed it.
Thursday, 27 Mar 2025
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Still needs the neck pussy.
New sleep paralysis demon unlocked
The hair needs to be waaaaay thinner but you are on the right track!
Now with 80% more Cheeto
Put the stupid giant gauze patch on his ear too, from when he got “shot”.
I would definitely proudly draw a Hitler stache on that and than throw dog shit at it before lighting on fire.
Perfect.
you left out Putin’s dick in his mouth
All you have to do to get his portrait is take a picture of a pile of dog shit. It’s dead on
Need a lot more neck flab. Most of that collar should be covered with flab.
The areas around his eyes needs to look more like bleached buttholes.
Finally some realism
Where’s his neckgina?
Ahahahahahahahahahaaha!!!
I guess he suddenly grew hair
I got blocked on truth social for saying there was nothing wrong other than it could use way more orange and it needed to look more felonious.
MAGAts don’t have a sense of humour.
Painter: “I’ve been contracted to paint whose portrait? I’d better order a case of orange…”
Much better.
No no, i said COMPLETELY orange, damn it!
As soon as he said he was unhappy with it it just meant that everybody was going to start posting it LOL I mean what did he expect they can only work with what they got.
You forgot to change the lapel pin to the Russian one.
Nicely done!
looks just like him (maybe a little younger)! What is he complaining about?
😂💯
“Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness”
I think he was also upset that his throatgina was hidden rather than accentuated..
Portrait reminds me of Lindsey Graham.
Needs more neck vagina…
It’s the Teletubbies sky baby all grown up 💀
Oh I hope this is reposted a gazillion times across all media. Worldwide.
Still not bloated enough, too much hair, and is that a gleam of humanity in the eye? No, this won’t do.
Much better
Who in the DMV area can get a billboard up😂😂
You didn’t fix his wig though.
I would have added the neck vag.
It’s like those old pictures of Charlie McCarthy with no Edward Bergen in sight. They really need to photoshop Elon in or future generations will be confused when they eventually google VENTRILOQUIST.
Looks about right
You forgot Putins semen around the mouth hole
He needs a ball gag. Otherwise perfectly executed
The sad thing is, he looks so much more human in this than he actually does
That’s better.
Eww