I asked my balding friends if they want this shirt.
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Sending that text was a bald move
Does the shirt cum with the stains?
That’s a funny shirt
I’m going to get one of these shirts. I mean I got a full head of hair but I shave up the twig and berries you know. Gives me a good opportunity to show him off when they inevitably ask where the bald spot is
What are the chances that his contact name is **B**ald guy or something
r/baldlads
I’m tired Robbie
Looks like your friend B is already charged up.
My bald friend would probably want this….
I got a fire up on top of my head
I’m a love regenerator
Why don’t you get up off your tanning bed
I’m an ultra-violet penetrator
Don’t sweat and toil with no heating oil
‘Cause momma I’m hot to handle
Gonna turn you up, gonna burn you up
With my solar, solar sex panel
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKzBu_xmtvw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKzBu_xmtvw)
Little Village
That’s awesome.
thats a nice shirt
What if you’re bald and impotent? You just cross your fingers and hope nobody makes a pass at you?
Where can I get this, for my dad
I’d want the shirt
As a balding man, I’ll take 3.
By his answer it sounds like he already has one and it’s working just fine
you did you bro dirty. you even have the contact info set to B for Bald
If he says he doesn’t want the shirt it’s a bald faced lie
I thought that was Mike Tyson for a sec ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
The answer is “yes”. Obviously
So… are you the mad lad here?
My brother literally this same shirt about 20 years ago
My grandpa had a Tucker hat with that on it in the early 90’s. So it been around for awhile
This is the height of friendship. Both the shirt and the answer are brilliant.
Do you have a group chat of solely bald men
Damn that’s mean.
But yes.
Technically speaking the term is:
Solar Sex Panel.
Do you have a group chat with all of your balding friends?
That’s a yes from me, bruh
I call my small beer gut an external fuel tank for a sex machine.