I bought Cookies and Cream Ice cream. Notice anything strange about it?

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Why did you cover up the frozen dairy dessert brand?

Bro is scared they are gonna send him to icecream jail

Maybe they’re all just at the bottom and you need to shake the ice cream to get them to the top.

Oops! All cream

Why did you redact the brand?

Not you blocking out the brand like they’re gonna sue you 💀 we can all tell that’s Breyers anyway 😭

Don‘t worry, there is no vanilla in it either 😂

Did you looks for the word FLAVOR in tiny little letters somewhere?

# Cookies and Cream

^(flavored)

Need a $2 susbcription to activate the cookies.

Yikes, Breyers has gone downhill.

You got creamed

Did it melt and refreeze and all the Oreo went to the bottom?

Where are my fucking cookies!

Even more infuriating, you did NOT buy ice cream at all. You bought frozen dairy dessert, like half the other Breyers containers in the case. The product does not contain enough buttermilk fat to be classified as ice cream or even “light ice cream”. Yet it is sold intermingled with actual ice cream.
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Why did you block the company’s name when they have a shit product?

Who ate all the cookies from the cookie jar???

This is sad

Breyers ice cream is a scam. It’s Icecream they melt, water it down till there is only a hint of what it used to be repackaged and refrozen. It’s bullshit and I swear they are just laundering money for someone.

Is it me or does that look like a staple in the middle of that spoon?

That looks to be just “& cream” flavoured

Your cookies have been stolen!

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Breyers sugar milk has been garbage for a long time.

You actually bought cookies OR cream ice cream.

Cookies and Cream (cookies not included)

Don’t buy Breyers. Get Tillamook or Blue Bell.

I see some cookie dust in there.
This is late stage capitalism.

Ya, it’s not ice cream, it’s Breyer’s “Frozen Dairy Dessert”. Get some real ice cream.

Yeah, it’s not ice cream but rather “Frozen Dairy Dessert”.

That’s not ice cream, it’s a frozen dairy dessert. Where’s RFK Jr when we need him?

You gotta get a better brand. Breyers has ALWAYS been like this it’s disgraceful. Makes me wanna start my own brand called nothing but the chunk or something

My 2 qualms are 1) Why cover the brand? Do you think you’d owe royalties? 2) Why eat from the carton? Use a bowl, barbarian.

That being said, I’d be upset about the severe lack of cookies, too.

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