I didn’t know the new Joycons double as a stapler


The new limited edition CHI Original Ceramic Flat Iron.

I think this is going to be a weird way to add backwards compatibility to old joycons, you could buy the slider to magnet adapter kinda thing, that way you can pair the old joycons to the new console

But this is just my theory. A game theo- apparently that’s a copyrighted thing to say so i can’t say it anymore.

Rule 1 is rapidly approaching your location.