I have known several warlords
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Totally normal thing for an advisor to the President to suggest. Definitely no red flags there…
Leon and buddies will camped up in some island safe zone with an army of mercenaries however the island will promptly get overrun like that chapter in World War Z novel
Robert is being very kind saying fElon will survive 13 minutes. 13 seconds seems more likely.
It’s like when you see the creepy Incels talk about their Purge fantasies, as if they’re not top of the list of every woman they’ve been creepy towards. You think that cute barista isn’t coming for you after her shift?
I feel like they keep testing the waters and hinting at “the next big thing”
The batshit insane Butterfly Effect.
[https://youtu.be/5RpPTRcz1no?si=6rvIzrK0PiBp9vea](https://youtu.be/5RpPTRcz1no?si=6rvIzrK0PiBp9vea)
Trump – “America is fat and bloated!” Gee wouldn’t it be slimmer if it were divided up into 4 or 5 zones, controlled by the brolicarchs?
I have a bad feeling the next six months are going to be hell here in America.
Billionaires don’t realize they’re not likeable enough to keep their bodyguards working if money stops existing.
Is he a journalist?
If the DOGE is *truly* saving the government from expenditures & will usher in a new era of efficiency, why is the creator of DOGE implying the United States is about to become an apocalyptic wasteland?
Please ask this to some MAGAt’s you know today. Report back with your findings!
Such a reassuring post. It’s like walking into the doctor’s office and the receptionist gives you a catalog of caskets to look over before seeing the doctor.
If the type of situation where he is fantasizing about himself as a tough “warlord” were a reality, the richest man in the world’s head would be the first one put on a spike.
guy whose only value is having money looking at a collapsed society where bank accounts no longer exist: “i could really thrive here”
That is one way to call him a little bitch
If you don’t know who Robert Evans is, check out his podcast Behind the Bastards. He does deep dives into the worst people in history, and also some surprising bastards that you wouldn’t expect. Oprah just got like 5 hours over 4 parts.
He’s a great writer, he’s funny as hell, and there is NO ONE with ad throws as unhinged as Robert Evans.
His mom had to protect him from a fight.
13 minutes.
So 3 minutes of bragging, 1 minute of trying to command them around. 9 minutes of him being beaten to death?
13 minutes gives musk a lot of undue creditÂ
Of course. In America everybody can become a warlord. Some of them might even remember who started this.
r/behindthebastards
Damn, he is predicting his governments failure himself, to that extend?
I hate how Muck tries to sound smart by always trying to use words he thinks are big and complex but just make him sound like a lame try hard.
Imagine a 14-year-old as the world’s richest man. That kid would still be better than Musky.
Elon has said that we “need” to tear it all down (the economy? Society? The pink elephants he hallucinates? Who knows?) so we can build it back better. The thing I don’t think he and MAGA realize is that, when democracy fails, it’s not always autocracy that takes it’s place. Sometimes it’s the mob. And the mob, traditionally, does not spare the tsars and the aristocrats.
It’s like he knows a lot of people are so worried about making ends meet and confused about what’s going to happen and he just toys with their fears, mocks them.
It’s almost sadistic.
Elon would fold like my dad’s wallet at the whiff of an apocalypse.
Musk drops soo much loot and hasn’t done a minute of manual labor in his entire life.
Wait just a goddamn minute! He gets to be a warlord but I do not get to be a warlady?! Fuck that. I’ll be controlling my own post apocalyptic territory, thank you very much!Â
Everyone is just going to go look for billionaires bunkers when it collapses right? What security force is going to work for Zuckerberg or bezos when money isn’t worth anything.
I say we drag him out and pop his bubble to kick it all off.
Robert Evans is the GOAT
Is that Robert Evans of Behind the bastards fame?
Robert Evans is one of the best!
I love Behind the Bastards but I’ve had to stop listening to it because… damn the world is full of evil people.
Increasingly? Bro you’re literally in charge…
Well at least we know Elon’s goal for the country now.
Elon, if that is becoming increasingly significant, and you are having a massive impact on government policy, that’s not a fucking flex because you’re the stupid asshole whose bringing us closer to that.
Some wild forking shirt to hear from the guy rampaging through the government
Robert is definitely set up to survive the apocalypse. Dude has a roadkill harvesting kit in his truck.Â
Yay, move to bluesky to get away from the douche and people start sharing screenshots of Twitter and the douche. I honestly don’t get it.