I just opened a pack of sliced cheddar and it has clear fingerprints
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Make silicone molds.
Commit a horrible crime. Press the prints all over.
That’ll teach ’em a lesson.
Thats *artisan*. You pay extra for that
Cut it out and try to open the door with the fingerprint scanner on the cheese factory!
Lots of people in the comments assuming that a _human_ touched the cheese. But what if it was a [koala](https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/article/koala-fingerprints/)? Way to demonstrate your prejudice!
Save em for forensics!
I recognize this fingerprint
At least you’ve got a lead for the suspect.
At least it’s not a dick print
So CSI, the C stands for Cheese.
Well yeah factories are run by humans
could be worse. It could be toe prints
Did anyone else see something other than a finger on the left at first?
That’s natural, all cheese has a unique print, like snowflakes.
Yea most of your food is handled by washed bare hands. Do you not know this?
If only there were a way to find out who did it.
To everyone in the comments who think that people who work in a cheese factory dont wear a ridiculous amount of PPE are misinformed. Everyone even guests that works or visits a cheese plant will have to be pretty much head to toe covered in PPE preventing contamination. Hair nets, beard nets, glasses, gloves, smocks/aprons/coats, boots, and yes gloves typically ones tjat cover the whole arm.
Source: From Wisconsin and have visited and know many people that work in the cheese business.
If fingering cheese at your local supermarket is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
For what it’s worth I worked in a cheese factory in the UK and there was no way we were handling it without gloves ever. We would pick stuff up off the line fairly frequently though if there were any defects or it looked under/over weight by being an end piece.
🤢
Someone has got the cheese touch
Why is his dick next to the cheese tho
Can’t be worse for you than the cheese already is. As long as you’re not threading pubes out of your teeth, you’re fine.
Was it sold in that hard plastic deli box, or was it in a film package?
That’s mildly disgusting actually
You are modern day cheese-erella.
You must keep it and try unlock everyone’s phone with it until you find the one.
Did you steal my cheese???
Why weren’t they wearing gloves