I left my neighborhood package thief a message….
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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dude who opens this is gonna be paranoid as shit
Let me guess, someone stole your sweetrolls?
wouldn’t it be better to put a weight in there? maybe he thinks it’s an empty box and doesn’t want to open it
Imagine if they returned the package but with a
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Funny af ngl
The next day, you just turn up to an empty house that has a For Sale sign in the front yard.
I audibly gasped. If you’re down bad enough to be stealing packages *and* you know what this means the situation just got a lot more interesting.
I’ma find them… [https://youtube.com/shorts/j_cyGv9nIGM](https://youtube.com/shorts/j_cyGv9nIGM)
Aww someone stole your packages of sweet rolls.
I hope theres gonna be a way to fuck with the dark brotherhood in ES6
Hahahaha Clever! Give us update lol
Good, next you need to kidnap a mercenary, a housewife, and a cat, put them into a wood cabin in the swamp
You coulda put an AirTag in it and reverse robbed his ass
you sleep rather soundly for a package thief
The night mother remembers
Awesome 👌
They aren’t welcome in the Brotherhood
hey, did your packages have sweet rolls in them by chance?
And you used a fake address label, right?
RIGHT?
My mom is a big Skyrim nerd, so one time for her birthday I found a service that will print anything on a potato and mail it, so I sent her a “We know” potato complete with hand print
I love this because it now legally gives you the right to start sending assassins to them. And it’s their fault for triggering that.
According to my great aunt so lived in NYC early in 1900’s, organized crime in the Italian neighborhoods was known as the “Black Hand”.
A hand print like this was a terrifying warning.
OP is a stealth archer crouched in the shadows.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hoping he plays Skyrim😉
You should add the thieves guild symbol near the package.
Black Hand means stuff outside of game…
“Ooo nice printout!” *yoink*
-thief probably