I really don’t won’t to go to work tomorrow. ..
Tuesday, 18 Mar 2025
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I do. I’m John.
Well, it is valentine’s day
It always sucks when you’re short staffed and have to do all the handjobs yourself.
John’s lucky day.
Get in there, John isn’t going to jack himself off.
John better show up on Friday or he is fired
Obviously you don’t work in a kitchen.
Too bad it’s your turn to Jack John off. 🤭
John here. When does my shift start?
I mean, I get paid well, but I still hate my job.
It’s a happy Valentines Day for John!
John 🥴
I mean, it’s Valentine’s Day. Doesn’t John deserve it?
Jack was there to help John off the horse. The least John could do is help Jack off the horse. We live in society man.
So like, is it everyone all at once, or everyone one at a time? Cuz, if it’s the latter, John may run out of valentines juice pretty quickly.
Don’t forget, Teed isn’t coming in on the 16th.
I have a coworker named Jack, everyone writes “Name Off” on the schedule except him, it’s always “Jack PTO”
Reminds me of an old boyfriend’s story about how his colleague, Jack, booked off his two week vacation by writing “Jack off” on the work calender for every single day he would be…off
It’s a dirty job but someone had to do it
Come on… John is depending on you.
Someone’s gotta do it
Been saying this for a while now; its fine, just wear socks
Of all the days not to be named John. I’m so depressed.
I got a stroke just reading the title
I was certain there was a joke in there about Pete and Repeat!
Show up late, John will be finished
Happy Valentines day John
It’s a good day to be John 😂
To be fair…I don’t think it’s possible to write # 14 in any combination and not sound bad one way or another…
That seems a little aggressive .
Kid named Jack: 😏
Well it is Valentine’s Day so that tracks.
I don’t see a problem.
Even in the order it sounds like a command.
Ayooo, I’m looking forward to work tomorrow…
But it’s Valentine’s Day. Don’t be so selfish.
I mean. Someone has to do it, right?
Same joke, I worked with a guy named Jack and our boss would add an entry for anyone on the team taking PTO to his Outlook calendar that he shared with his boss, the head of finance.
He had to change the format when his boss came into his office aggressively asking, “Why does your work calendar say you’re jacking off for four days next week!?” Of course she actually knew what it meant but it was a good laugh. From then on he’d put “Jack Vacation” just for him.
Omg..
Thats absolutey hilarious
All these team building exercises, am I right? 🙄
Gonna be a hell of a show . John can come like a ring tail lemur
“AHH in the lasagne John!”
Bring a mop
I love Pete’n’off