I wonder who measured this?
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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It’s how you know it’s real wood.
So the guys with bigger dicks will have a bigger house? Hey thats unfair.
In a row?!
Length, width or girth?
Try not to build any decks on your way through the parking lot!
Omg this beam is 290.4 inches long?
Is that a metric or an imperial dick?
A dick is actually a legitimate measure of weight.
Anyway, I’m here to announce: Need a banana for scale
Alright boys you know the drill line em up we’ve got to check if these boards are right
It’s supposed to be 24/7 dicks, but 5 hours off to rehydrate.
“Americans will use anything but the metric system.”
*Shows a Canadian piece of dimensional lumber.*
Braveheart: “Some men are longer than others.”
Braverheart: “Aye, your mother’s been telling stories about me!”
Close to a cubit
Too many woods to handle.
Some of us have longer measuring tapes than others so you have to have some pretty loose tolerances on the blueprint.
Wait… 242 dicks of hardwood is a lot different from 242 dicks of softwood….
i need more details, is this erected or not?
Depends if it’s Irish or Italian lumber
is this not a reasonable calculus for measurement lol
and know, just like in America, 242 dicks is larger than 242 metric ones 😆
New construction plumber here; this more than likely is the address of the house and the person taking the picture angled the camera in a way blocking the rest of the word. It being at the edge of the joist doesnt help either.
This fucking got me. ⚰️
242 Imperial dicks is the same as about 500 metric dicks.
It’s 100 feet long guys
Might be Chinese units.
Needs to show the dick, for scale
Side note: size may vary due to volunteers
It’s when you REALLY don’t want to buy made in China
Does this construction material goes with that referenced dick owner?
How long is it