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Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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His barber was Mr Bean
[https://youtu.be/1iewulE0ZLY?feature=shared&t=263](https://youtu.be/1iewulE0ZLY?feature=shared&t=263)
r/justfuckmyshitup
“Gimme that brain surgery cut.”
Was Moses his barber?
Did an alien crash on his head?
How come when I repost shit I don’t get upvotes? Where can I buy bot likes?
u/repostsleuthbot
Stepping out to get the rest of your head shaved I hope
I’ve seen brain surgery patients with cleaner lines.
Has his part permanently gouged into his scalp
Damn bro u got that highway hairline😂
Got his haircut by Moses
“Sir, you are clear for landing!”
Those juicy zits just complete the ensemble. Dude looks like he got his ass kicked by a Norelco.
“How about I draw a line down your head so it looks like a butt!?”
Barber: “How wide do you want your part?”
Bro: “Just normal size.”
Barber: “Ok.”
He didn’t get it normal; he got the sneezed halfway through and no turning back
Luckily, any pilots in need of an emergency landing can now feel safe with that strip
I could drive her home through that part
Wow what a hot BALD STRIP said no one ever
Checking for zits in the scalp?
🤣🤣
is that a burnout strip for hot wheels or something?
School shooter fade
I wish I had this kind of confidence
Watchu want fam?
*You ever hear the story about Moses parting the Red Sea?*
Say no more fam.
what
Lou Holtz once made a comment about a hair cut like this….
Lookijg at his hair parting and now I just see a crocodile jumping out of the water
lesbian or prep boy
Son getting cuts from Ray Charles
Did u cut ur hair with duct tape?
Chris Rock said it best “Y’all ain’t killing me.”
Looks like a cock landing strip
My man going for that fresh out of brain surgery look, respect homie
You aren’t getting any girls.
It looks like Dirk’s diggler.
How is this rare? I feel like almost everyone is thinking the same thing and the guy knows it too
Why is that strip just about as long as the average dick length?