If Elon names his children like a password, he doesn’t really care
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Should have just named the child “Kevlar” or “human shield”.
He really named his child “Lil X”? Cringe Dad 5000.
Leon using his kid as a shield right after the Brian Thompson event. Has he ever taken his kids to business meetings before?
And two weeks from now…
After United, folks are joking that Elmo is using this kid is a human shield to prevent anyone from trying to recycle his atoms.Â
… and like a password, he gets a new one every year.
“Don’t you know it’s natural for every father to want to fuck his child?” – some MAGA bootlicker.
Musk’s kids are props, nothing else. He’s going to die a very lonely old man.
r/tragedeigh
The drugs he and grimes were on when they named the kids.
musk and brut were always they worst smelling colognes.
The kid is nothing more than body armor.
The hypocrisy is pretty wild. Can’t make this stuff up fr
Whike he’ growing up he is either gonna massively hate Elmo as a dad or be just as big of a POS as him
I’m so sick of this illegal immigrant.
Kid looks like Altman. Now I get the bad blood.
I don’t know about sexualizing, but he’s definitely using his kids to save his own scummy neck.
Sorry I don’t understand the part about him sexualising his child. How has he done that?
Man when that kid gets old enough to put together that his dad paraded him around in the weeks following a CEO getting gunnes down in the street to basically use him as a sympathy shield he’s going to go no-contact with his dad so fucking fast. Maybe he’ll BT him for us all first.
In their twisted world view, it’s only bad to sexualize children if you’re gay. Elon claims to be straight so as long as the sexualizing he does is heteronormative it’s totally fine. Priests seem to be the only ones who get away with sexualizing children in a gay way.
Sure, the sexualising children and name aren’t great, but there is definitely something off with parents who dress toddlers in suits. Particularly a gold buttoned double breasted blazer.
Mfw when the revelations about him come out
Reminder he brought him as a Human shield.
His hand looks like some wooden toy.
Oh shut up, Elmo. We all know you are using him as a human bulletproof jacket. You wouldn’t have him up there so close to you if you weren’t scared bc you’re such a shit head.
He’s been bringing this one out in public constantly since the healthcare CEO shooting. This kid is his human shield. It’s pathetic
Kid’s got the Trump cut 💀
This is fucking gross.
surely there is a pilot out there that will do humanity a tremendous favor and fly into his plane in-air
Our country has an Invasive Muskrat problem.
ofc he refers to his kid as x