If Santa is real…

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🤷maybe parents pay Santa?

Because Santa believes in capitalism.

Nice point xD

Santa clearly works for capitalism now.

Because poor kids are supposed to grow up as naughty kids so the rich can stay rich.

Because Santa hates poor kids. Santa only loves the rich.

Sounds like something Big Poor would say. They’re trying to spread fake news!

He gets you presents based on the tax bracket your parents are in.

Their parents bribe the santa. So, santa brokers are quite getting popular during the season

It’s a powerful reminder that not every child experiences the holidays the same way. It makes you want to do more to spread joy where it’s needed most.

This meme is definitely a repost

Balance<Imbalance

If santa is real….. why no one bouncing on my dick rn

Classisim

Because rich kids has Cookies more delicious

Hey, are you accusing Santa of perpetuating and normalizing class disparities in hopes of suppressing any potential elf rebellions against him?

No? Then you haven’t been paying attention

Because Santa is a dirty capitalist!

We should seize the means of present distribution!

Santa is classist

Santa is a social Darwinist

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