only a *real man* could have plugged five (5!!!!) standard plugs into a surge protector
edited wrong number because apparently women can’t do math either
Squishy_Boy
3 months ago
IS THAT HIM IN THE RED HAT? WHAT’S HIS FUCKING NAME?!
Biomax315
3 months ago
How was your tiny female brain able to figure this out in your own?
/s
burnanother
3 months ago
Psst, your insecurity is showing sir
thewalkindude
3 months ago
I’m not sure which is worse: That your ex thinks you need a man to set up some very, very basic decorations, or that your ex thinks it’s any of his business if you have a man over.
YourMomsHooHa
3 months ago
“Your mom helped me do it.”
I would know.
SadAbroad4
3 months ago
None of his business one way or the other
Roscoe_P_Trolltrain
3 months ago
Say no you just use the guys for sex. Don’t want them getting too clingy.
AstoriaEverPhantoms
3 months ago
My dad died almost 30 years ago and my mom has been single ever since. She has learned to do everything herself and doesn’t complain one bit. But her brothers and sister have all been married the last 30 years and sometimes they still ask her how she’s going to do something on her own when she’s been capable of it all this time. It’s incredibly hurtful to her.
MysteriousMermaid92
3 months ago

Holyskankous
3 months ago
“No, he just made sweet, sweet love to me when I finished”.
BluebirdAny3077
3 months ago
Wow, add that to the (I am sure already long) list of why he is an EX. Good riddance to that nonsense.
glade_air_freshner
3 months ago
You should have said “yes” and pointed towards your 5 year old son.
dbtl87
3 months ago
“no, he’s busy helping with plugs in other outlets” 😭
queuedUp
3 months ago
I think I understand why he’s your ex. He’s a fucking idiot.
ostrichfood
3 months ago
Do you need help taking it down?
camcaine2575
3 months ago
My single mother and me as a teenage closet case who couldn’t hit a nail with a sledgehammer put together a multi level deck on the back of our mobile home with concrete for the posts and the tallest level being 6 feet off the ground. After we moved into a regular slab house, the property owner pulled the trailer off the property, but the decks were still standing. Single mothers get shit done.
peanut_butting
3 months ago
tell him no, it was TWO men
ClassicDull5567
3 months ago
Does he know there are women electricians?
lilltlc
3 months ago
You should have said “YES! Would you like him to go help you put up yours?”
mypetmonsterlalalala
3 months ago
Ohhh big hugs to you! I’m happy to hear he’s your ex!
My Dad passed away a month before I was born and so many men in my mom’s life insisted that she would never be able to get through it all without a new husband.
I think she never dated or found a “new man” to just prove them wrong.
She’s my hero.
Strange_Handle_3357
3 months ago
Yes because it HAD to be a man. Women are only good for cooking and cleaning.
/s
Meighok20
3 months ago
How could you have let such a keeper go??? /s 🤣
Sensitive_Run4903
3 months ago
You should say yes, and all it cost me was a BJ
SophiaofPrussia
3 months ago
How did your weak little lady arms ever manage to lift all that air?
Benjisummers
3 months ago
He’s handed you more ammo then he’s fired at you here. Now you know he’s still obsessed with who you’re seeing. Have fun lol
Tend3roniJabroni
3 months ago
A *woman* inflating and setting up *five decorations*!? Impossible. This could only be the work of a big burly man.
Ms_Zee
3 months ago
I once tightened some screws on a loose window handle and my landlord asked if my boyfriend (I lived alone and single at the time) did it.
Imagine thinking only a man could tighten screws 😭
He was a lovely guy but maybe a lil old fashioned at times
qualmton
3 months ago
You can tell him no obviously since it is in a straight line and no man could accomplish such a feat
flat_four_whore22
3 months ago
What an insecure punk. When I first met my husband, who knew nada about cars, I noticed his brakes and rotors were due to be changed, just by the feel in the steering wheel while driving. He then told me, it’s totally cool, he just takes his shit to the dealer. BRO. I will change your brakes for a tenth of the cost, and even order the parts myself. God forbid a woman do anything requiring any physical skill, without a man for supervision. This is why I never became a mechanic, and only build project cars at home for my entertainment.
Limpystack
3 months ago
You should have just told him yea, just to piss him off
Carbon-Base
3 months ago
Tell your ex his ego is more inflated than these Christmas decorations.
-WilliamMButtlicker_
3 months ago
Who took this photograph for you?
orangutanDOTorg
3 months ago
Naw, his dick game is so strong I just coddle him. He doesn’t need to do any other work
tevamom99
3 months ago
Well that’s why he’s the ex right
stryker511
3 months ago
Congratulations on being single, you are doing just fine…Merry Christmas to you too.
only a *real man* could have plugged five (5!!!!) standard plugs into a surge protector
edited wrong number because apparently women can’t do math either
IS THAT HIM IN THE RED HAT? WHAT’S HIS FUCKING NAME?!
How was your tiny female brain able to figure this out in your own?
/s
Psst, your insecurity is showing sir
I’m not sure which is worse: That your ex thinks you need a man to set up some very, very basic decorations, or that your ex thinks it’s any of his business if you have a man over.
“Your mom helped me do it.”
I would know.
None of his business one way or the other
Say no you just use the guys for sex. Don’t want them getting too clingy.
My dad died almost 30 years ago and my mom has been single ever since. She has learned to do everything herself and doesn’t complain one bit. But her brothers and sister have all been married the last 30 years and sometimes they still ask her how she’s going to do something on her own when she’s been capable of it all this time. It’s incredibly hurtful to her.

“No, he just made sweet, sweet love to me when I finished”.
Wow, add that to the (I am sure already long) list of why he is an EX. Good riddance to that nonsense.
You should have said “yes” and pointed towards your 5 year old son.
“no, he’s busy helping with plugs in other outlets” 😭
I think I understand why he’s your ex. He’s a fucking idiot.
Do you need help taking it down?
My single mother and me as a teenage closet case who couldn’t hit a nail with a sledgehammer put together a multi level deck on the back of our mobile home with concrete for the posts and the tallest level being 6 feet off the ground. After we moved into a regular slab house, the property owner pulled the trailer off the property, but the decks were still standing. Single mothers get shit done.
tell him no, it was TWO men
Does he know there are women electricians?
You should have said “YES! Would you like him to go help you put up yours?”
Ohhh big hugs to you! I’m happy to hear he’s your ex!
My Dad passed away a month before I was born and so many men in my mom’s life insisted that she would never be able to get through it all without a new husband.
I think she never dated or found a “new man” to just prove them wrong.
She’s my hero.
Yes because it HAD to be a man. Women are only good for cooking and cleaning.
/s
How could you have let such a keeper go??? /s 🤣
You should say yes, and all it cost me was a BJ
How did your weak little lady arms ever manage to lift all that air?
He’s handed you more ammo then he’s fired at you here. Now you know he’s still obsessed with who you’re seeing. Have fun lol
A *woman* inflating and setting up *five decorations*!? Impossible. This could only be the work of a big burly man.
I once tightened some screws on a loose window handle and my landlord asked if my boyfriend (I lived alone and single at the time) did it.
Imagine thinking only a man could tighten screws 😭
He was a lovely guy but maybe a lil old fashioned at times
You can tell him no obviously since it is in a straight line and no man could accomplish such a feat
What an insecure punk. When I first met my husband, who knew nada about cars, I noticed his brakes and rotors were due to be changed, just by the feel in the steering wheel while driving. He then told me, it’s totally cool, he just takes his shit to the dealer. BRO. I will change your brakes for a tenth of the cost, and even order the parts myself. God forbid a woman do anything requiring any physical skill, without a man for supervision. This is why I never became a mechanic, and only build project cars at home for my entertainment.
You should have just told him yea, just to piss him off
Tell your ex his ego is more inflated than these Christmas decorations.
Who took this photograph for you?
Naw, his dick game is so strong I just coddle him. He doesn’t need to do any other work
Well that’s why he’s the ex right
Congratulations on being single, you are doing just fine…Merry Christmas to you too.
Wow. Sexist. Glad he’s your ex.