In ‘300’ [2006] it’s never revealed exactly how popular the Spartan who can blow two flutes at the same time is.

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I don’t know, everyone in this army looks (and dresses) like they play the skin flute. I’m not sure this one is special.

He’s next to the King. His worth is acknowledged.

They glossed over how common male homo sex was back then, so your point is correct!

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The instrument isn’t even a flute ffs. The Aulos is a reed instrument closer to oboe or clairnet

this is peak observation

During those times, I’m sure he was very popular

In my experience it’s wildly popular being able to blow two flutes at the same time so we can only assume he was the highlight of the party.

I don’t want to be that guy, but that isn’t two flutes, it’s an instrument called aulos, it had two tubes but only one mouth.

I’m Greek and I poof two vapes while watching this. Let me play you the song of my people! 😶‍🌫️

Spartans were amateurs at male love. Thebes led by their elite honor guard The Sacred Band, a group of 150 gay couples, handily defeated the Spartans in battle marking not only who were better warriors but whose warriors were greater male lovers.

Had a teacher that could play 2 trumpets at the same time. Reminds me of him. Although the teacher was fat xD

He ain’t playing two flutes brother

Tee hee!

I just saw a guy juggle and solve three rubik’s cubes at the same time. I doubt playing two flutes is any harder than that.

Classical era Master Exploder

You should see how good he is at Sax.

As long as the swords don’t cross.

What was the quote from Honest Trailers?

*”…with a male to female nipple-ratio of 600 to 4.”*

Spartans were pretty gay dudes.

I can play two recorders at the same time. I don’t think it’s that hard.

Well, Aulos are joined at the bottom. So it’s 1 flute, and 1 silly looking man.

My favorite YouTuber does this, but she uses her nostrils

He’s got a career in comedy now, although he aged quite
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My ex could do the same

must be David Jackson from Van der Graaf Generator lol. maybe Didier Malherbe

Om shure he was as popular with the men as he was with the ladies

He’s very popular with the boys.

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