In what distance? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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Americans will use anything but the metric system

The turret has been engaged

CUMSHOT DISTANCE

*cumshot distance varies based on a variety of factors + therefore cannot really be measured. Be safe out there.

What the fuck

I’ll say it, I don’t get it….

It’s like going to Sea World. Don’t sit in the splash zone then bitch about the seamen crusting in your eyelashes

This becomes more threatening the farther away you are.

What would be the female equivalent?

Thank you. Normy!!!

Edit: I didn’t read the comments in the screenshot. Now I need reyebleach

โ€œIt takes one to know oneโ€ is another response you could use

r/anythingbutmetric

If your muzzle velocity is anything like mine, they’d have to be right in your face

Talk about proving a point lol

I’m very normal person

Response is an A/7

This is one of my go to phrases

With that reply you just proving their point…

Oh my goooood ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

This would be a perfect Erlich Bachman line in Silicon Valley!

Just horny bros and their dirty sexy talk.

Is this what they mean by postmodernism?

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