Increasingly Toxic Ex
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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She’s salty.
Did he know how many people were inside his ex while they dated?!
Hey, bro, she’s still wetter around you than Ben Shapiro’s wife. The sadness will wash away
So that’s how Moses did it.
This is why you don’t take dating advice from Mako Tsunami
I guess they started sea-ing other people. Lol.
Just because you pee in something doesn’t mean you’re dating it.
Do you think it’s just that one part?
Like if he goes to the Atlantic Ocean instead of the Pacific Ocean, it’ll be okay?
Guess she didn’t wanna sea him.
Woah, he dated an ocean, how
Egypt:”son of a bitch he’s back”
I can fix her
“Plenty of fish in the sea” and the sea pulls this on you
Don’t you mean “Sea You again”
She was out of your league. 20,000 leagues to be specific
I love Shen art style and I absolutely love the way his brain work, his comics are amazing.
He likes em big i sea
The Ocean can also be toxic clingy, have you heard about what it did to Odysseus? Kidnapped him!
Don’t worry, there’s plenty of fish in…
mhm
Bro how did you mess up so bad the tidal forces broke their own laws to get away from you?
Man, what a beach 😒
The ocean
“The Ocean? What Ocean?”
Pussydon
My life, my love, and my lady was the sea.
Don’t feel too bad. I heard the ocean is now dating a freaky fish guy
“I am NOT a freaky fish guy.”
“The ocean understands, don’t you ocean? … … … the ocean says yes.”
He dated the ocean? What a freaky fish guy.
Since this is a post about the ocean being split, I am legally required to share this image of Moses splitting the ocean with a Beyblade. (official stuff, not fan-made)
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It’s okay, bro. She always was a bit fishy
just go to a lake beach
the lake has no qualms with you
Don’t worry, there are plenty more fish in the s-nevermind, not helpful.
Hey I’ve met him! He’s lovely!
Don’t worry, there’s 3 oceans on earth. Or are the other 2 also your exes?