Instead of wrapping the fork in a napkin and putting it in his backpack, by boyfriend bends it so that it fits into the Tupperware his lunch was in. I was speechless upon discovery.

This is the kind of man who simply cuts a toothbrush in half to travel with it instead of just buying a travel sized one.


If he keeps bending and unbending it, he’ll learn about metal fatigue. If he eats with it bent,he will have to fend off constant quips “It’s not the fork that bends, it is only yourself. There is no fork.”

Uri Geller vibes.

Caveman brain kicked in. 
Dirty. Make Fit. Female be happy. Me smart. 

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Get him a hobo tool, usually in the camping section of any store. Has fork, knife, spoon, wine opener, can opener. I keep mine in my lunch bag

For anyone who doesn’t want to buy plastic or bend their good forks for their lunchboxes, you can get forks really cheap at the thrift store.

To be fair, it’s a crappy fork, bend away

That’s the lunch fork now

This would drive me crazy.

I’m very glad he’s not your husband

What a dumbass. Respectfully of course

Looks pretty resourceful. I don’t think that’s a particularly valuable fork. He can just reuse the same one over and over again. Good for him