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My cat hates this person.
They must have a cat.
The opposite is also true.
Dog likes someone? Means nothing, dogs like everyone for the most part.
Cat likes someone? Big deal. Practically grounds for immediate marriage.
Dogs loving people doesn’t give you much information either, but I always know that if a cat likes someone they are probably pretty chill.
If the dog hates someone, they must be a real jerk, or the mailman.
One important note: chihuahuas are the cats of the dog world. Them psychotically hating a stranger isn’t going to be proof of anything.
My maltese loves everyone and wants all the pets.
My cat loves that person
They’re allergic to cats.
My grandparents old dog barked aggressively at anyone because she’s pretty much blind now , but she always works on a rule of “sitting=good”
The moment you sit down on the couch, she’ll start snuggling up with you, even if she have never met you, she’ll bark at people till she see you have the couch pass.
Having grown up mostly with cats, I’ve never seen them as a monolith. Of my two girls, the youngest just wants lap time and seems to hone in on people who give good lap pets.
My senior had a preference for odorous biker guys my mother would bring home, but then as she aged she’s come to prefer quiet people with chill vibes and soft hearts.
Whereas my friends have cats that range from “If I meow at you, you should pick me up.” and “I am so fucking terrified ofmwqifn”
Cat gonna cat
1 of my cats is super friendly
1 of my cats doesn’t really care
1 of my cats is terrified of strangers
1 of my cats is cautious, but curious about people.
My dog has only ever shown aggression towards a single person. Every child, adult, elderly person she’s met before that she liked and wanted attention from. This one person was the only one to make her growl. She was an ex addict with a known of history of being, well dumb. I let her stay the night because I didn’t want her driving back home from the bar drunk. Unsurprisingly she ended up doing exactly that at some point, and lost her license for a year, totaled her car and ended up getting divorced because of it.
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My cats love everyone, I would be really concerned if they disliked someone all of a sudden.
I just realized that I either have a very territorial dog or I’m surrounded by jerks…
I trust my cats.
If my cats hate someone it means they’re male. They’ll warm up to men, but my ex ruined first impressions for dudes forever.
Having been neither. Run!
The reverse though…
“This person must have been just working with Chicken, tuna or milk”.
I believe these drawings are entirely accurate and the principles here should be recognized in law.
Cats don’t discriminate, they hate everyone unconditionally
If my cat or dog growl or hiss at someone there definitely not a good person