Intercourse with llamas made Mark Zuckerberg seek more masculine energy at Meta (fact-checked)
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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He has a massive septal deviation. Must snore like crazy
Zuck bottoms for goats
For those who wonder – Mark is on the right.
His face in this picture is clearly glazed in an even coating of llama cum.
I didn’t know he was a zoophile
This is the same Mark Zuckerberg that was a regular at Jeffrey Epstein’s island for years before, right? Just want to make sure this is the same Mark Zuckerberg known for being a pedophile, I wouldn’t want to confuse him with a different Mark Zuckerberg.
which one is Mark?
Even The llama knows that he’s a robot lol
The fact that he fucks and gets fucked by that thing is truly disgusting
It’s true. I’m the llama. He didn’t last long.
I have no reason to doubt this new fact.
Wouldn’t the point of these posts be putting them on Facebook?
What’s that white spot near his lip.
I used to low key like zuck, but now I want him, Elon, and Bezos strapped to the front of my Mad Max apocalypse truckÂ
He’s gotta be one of the strangest looking people on the planet.
god, that’s one ugly sob.
They look alike ! 😂😂
What a stud
Where Zuckerberg?
So the one on the left does long term strategy at Meta right? And to the right is their version of Ronald McDonald if I’m not mistaken.
That llama has seen some shit.
Did he whip the llamas ass?
It all started when he plugged in the Winamp
Zuck sleeps with llamas
Which one‘s the llama?
Zuck has more of an Apalca vibe going
Leave me out of this.
Someone punch his nose back into alignment
Zuck the cuck
Which one is Mark?
that’s an alpaca
How is this dude so ugly?
I usually don’t think about people that way. But fuck him, he deserves it. He’s a ugly motherfucker
I don’t see the rage here on fact checking no longer being a thing at FB. Reddit doesn’t fact check anything either
True
He is very happy there
It’s a Llama because the LLM made by facebook is called LLAMA
Holy crap his nose bone is crooked
He tossed the Llama’s salad