It costs .8 kids per 1000 homeless people, approximately.
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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I mean, one kid dying feeds a whole city’s homeless for a year?
That sounds REALLY sustainable if you ask me. Kids die all the time. Just assign a terminal kid to each city every year and BAM… war on hunger solved.
And just wait until RFK starts outlawing vaccines! We’ll have so many on our hands we’ll be able to EXPORT terminal children to starving third world cities around the globe. End the worldwide war on hunger.
Im trying to do my part, like not the other day i saw a homeless man eating grass in the park
I asked him “Why are you eating grass?”
He said “I am very hungry”
I replied “Oh, okay then. Come with me.”
You should’ve seen his face when I showed him my backyard.
It’s really sad that a child with such a generous soul is facing such tragic personal circumstances. I hope for the best for that child and his family.
So make-a-wish is an eldritch entity that you sacrifice the souls of children to, in exchange for granting massive boons
Damn, how big was the kid?
Literally Omelas
The ones who walk away from Omelas.
r/orphancrushingmachine
Bracing myself to see a lot more of these “feel good stories” coming from the US in the next few years. Ffs.
Over 70% of make a wish kids live to adulthood, so let’s hope it’s not a sacrifice.
OP did the math
This is actually darker than anything i might think in a day… thats saying something haha
r/orphancrushingmachine
This isn’t really a comeback, more just r/orphancrushingmachine.
It’s disheartening really, what a fucking planet 🙁
They’re going more nuanced pagan
The american way.