It do be like dat
Saturday, 29 Mar 2025
Exclusive insights, data, and analysis for financial market experts.
Search
Have an existing account?
Sign In
I stand at an obtuse angle and pee my boner away
Jokes on you. I last so short it’s faster for me to bust a nut than wait for it to go away.
Isn’t that what showers are for?
I have a solution for those pesky erections. Develop multiple illnesses that require heavy medications! Once you’re on a regimen of sedatives and SSRIs or SNRIs there’s no need to wait any more.
Fine. I’ll do it myself.
Peeing with an erection is cool
What it feels like once you go
Two hands. Bend it. Don’t let such a small convenience stop your day. Lock in.