It still makes me giggle.
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Mike had indeed never been to a birthday party.
I would agree if he were hoarding 70% of the nation’s birthday cakes.
Idk about you guys but when I have a birthday party, I eat the entire cake in one sitting; while making everyone else watch.
Every birthday I smash my cake into the carpet to teach the woke mob a lesson.
Sooo, has he?
Mike doesn’t have these things called friends. He just thinks that it is a name of a TV show.
pretty evident he doesn’t go to a lot of those
Relating to the left, my favorite AOC comeback is when someone joked that if gun companies are held responsible for mass shootings, then bartenders like AOC should be held responsible for drunk driving accidents. And she pointed out that this is already a law in New York and other places.
These fucks just never get the idea that someone who’s rich might have empathy for those who are poor
No one ever showed up to his birthday parties
His last B-day had empty chairs all around for all the “ friends “ who never showed‼️🤣
It’s not “forced to” if you have friends.
There has always been a cover charge to Mike’s birthday party, to cover the cake the party favors and the space rental.
See, Mike is a MAGA. Besides many being ignorant, terrified fucks, and misogynistic racist pigs, all MAGA share one core characteristic, that being; unrelenting selfishness.
[r/technicallythetruth](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?feature=shared)
Mike- GOD YOU ARE SO STUPID, I’m mean really really stupid…
That one made me lol
No one got cake at mikes birthday parties.
Someone should cop 90% of this guys jaw
This one gets reposted way less than the “that’s how birthday cake works when you have friends” response tweet, but I think it’s way funnier
As if we all stand about looking like the kid in Matilda forced to eat the whole chocolate cake while the guests cheer you on.
“You can do it Bernie!”
Bernie Sanders stole 40 cakes
Bullies are just afraid of being bullied themselves. And this is the proof.
Mike is to busy sucking orange cock!!!!
What hope is there for bootlickers in the class war?
At what birthday party do u give your cake away to strangers. You people have zero common sense
He clearly buys and eats an entire birthday cake..
Every year…