It still makes me giggle.
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Even at my heaviest, I don’t think I’ve ever eaten even 10% of my own birthday cake.
There is always cake left idk when we started measuring cakes in sheets but it’s probably the reason people have diabetes
This roast is so rare it’s practically still mooing
Mike was an only child that was home schooled and had no friends.
I don’t even get the joke/point of the original tweet
My birthday is on valentines day and even I know about the cake being given away…
Wait, you get 10% of your own birthday cake?!? I don’t even blink and the cake is gone
and exactly how is this rare insult
Does OP get an award for being the thousandth person to repost this tweet?
pretty much done with this one.
Thats really fuct up tbh
Poor mike’s username even matches the situation
To be kinda fair, his name is fuct up mike
Cake is distributed equally, just as money should be
Students who study Marxist philosophy modules at University should be made to pool their final marks and all be given the average for the class.