It’s true and therefore you are now breathing manually

I was having a good Christmas until now. May both sides of your pillow be warm and may you get a paper cut behind your ear.

…and your nose is in your field of vision

True sadly 💀

Nothing can stop my indomitable human spirit from breathing automatically

*chooses NOT to breathe*

. . . . . . . . . .

“Today, we gather here to remember the dearly departed…”

To the person reading this you are now breathing **automatically**