Jay Z mustache
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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He needs the stache so people don’t mistake him for Whoopie Goldberg.
“Whiskers like a rat, compared to Beans you whack…” – Nas, Ether
Does this man not realise that he’s a billionaire married to Beyonce? Nothing I have seen from him outside of his music career suggests to me that he does.
It ain’t a stache, it’s a teenagers pubes
Looks like he just cut some pubes and put them on top of some lip gloss
Absolutely repulsive
That man is fascinatingly ugly.
Fuckin daddy long legs’ legs.
I can’t stop looking at it
r/stupiddovenests
A true trash pedo stash.
Why pupils fully dilated
Can you imagine she kisses him with that bird nest of an upper lip, and it brushes against her lips 🤮? What is the point of that shit? Shave it off and buy a fake one to wear.
Motherfuckers been saying for decades that pedo ain’t right but now people suddenly discovered it.
First thing Beyoncé sees when she wakes up
It’s like they transplanted pubic hair to his upper lip.
How to tell if someone only has yes-men remaining in their life.
Remember guys Beyonce is begging Jolene to please not take her man
Man’s got more hair on his head than anywhere else.
You’ve got millions, for now. Take the L and shave it off, or wait til prison and they shave all of you…
he hater*pes attractive ppl bc he fugly
This guys mustache looks like my balls when i shave them drunk
Some old lady on Facebook once argued with me on Facebook because I called him an ugly pucker fish and undeserving of Beyonce. She literally said “he’s handsome to me” and I was astonishingly flabbergasted. Guess he’s got the money halo
That ls fucking funny!! Pedo Stache at best
It looks like pubes
Wondering where my pubes went
Pigeons are basically feral rock doves, building their nests to keep the eggs from rolling off a cliff. They just don’t know no better 😵💫 that moustache is on purpose.
Fucking gross
He thinks because he’s a billionaire that makes all his life choices ok.
Nas ripped on him for this year’s ago
That mustach isn’t mustaching
Pubes
Looks like my butt hole hairs
As a bitch who has to fill in her eyebrows, that ‘stache is filled in with brow/eye/lip liner I GUARANTEE IT
Imagine having an estimated net worth of 2.5 billion with a goddamn B and having that pathetic stache. Bruh, hire someone to maintain that for you, get a transplant. Makeup. Something. Good grief.
Someone should let Beyonce know she can do better.
Nas said in Ether “ you no mustache having with whiskers like rat”
101 problems and being repulsive is one
Ewwwwwww….
That attempt at a mustache alone convinced me he probably did it.
Bro i just saw this right now and you posted this today 55 minutes ago that crazy
Straight up pubic hair on his upper lip.
How did he get public hair on his face??
My first pubes looked like that.
Gross
He’s trying to look like a young teenager to blend in with his girlfriends.
just throw some twigs down an lets lay some eggs
Is He pedophile?