JD Vance throwing stones in a glass house
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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So… the Vice-President of the United States went for a walk with his three year old daughter without Secret Service protection?
There would be cellphone video out if this actually happened.
JD this did not happen. You are the Vice President. Secret Service agents would never let you go anywhere alone and it’s their JOB to keep you safe
Most children probably get anxious and scared around JD “Couchfucker” Vance. I’m not clear that the protesters had a damn thing to do with it.
Imagine how anxious and scared Ukrainians feel.
This didn’t happen so much, it undid other stuff that did happen.
Maybe you should explain to your kid why they’re following you and shouting Slava Ukraini.
JD supposedly going the Elon route of always keeping a toddler nearby.
So accusing (checks notes) a group of people of eating pets then admitting you told a lie to “gain attention” to something is not being a hot person?
he’s the vice president of the united states, even if he was doing an amazing job protests and civil unrest in small doses is to be expected…if he wants a peaceful life he can disappear into obscurity and nobody would care, not even the maga nuts.
Find it hard to believe in this day and age that there wouldn’t be footage online if his story were true.
Was… Was his daughter on a leash?
“Things that didn’t happen for a thousand Alex “
Was the toddler Donald Trump?
This feels like an incredibly obvious lie, no?
I’ll take “things that never happened” for 500, Alex.
Another fairy tale pretending to be the victim. Would of been videos and witnesses.
Trying to create division, same shit they did with the, ”They’re eating the cats” bullshit
Just came here to say this. Imagine the dead 3 year olds in Ukraine and the others that were kidnapped by the Russians in an effort to cleanse the population of Ukrainian blood. I believe people should be respectful of your young daughter as she has done nothing to deserve any uncomfortable stress. It is absolutely not her fault that her father is a craven weakling and a disgusting human being. Imagine her at 25 looking back on what you have done so far. Deep thoughts…
There is a less than 0% chance that it ever happened.
You are telling me secret service would allow something like that to happen.
Did our VP say “shit person”?
If you berate and sabotage an ally in front of the media you’ve gathered ,
You’re a shit person
“I’ll take things that never happened for $500, Alex”
JD’S entire statement is a lie. There is no way the Secret Service would ever let anyone near him or his kid.
Fucking pathetic stooge, using his kid as a prop and defense of his shittiness.
It *is* a bit young to be forced to realize your father is a pseudo intellectual whose ability to lie and curry favor is equal only to his personal greed.
But, it WILL give the kid time to start the emancipation process and GTFO.
Did the sitting VP just call American citizens shit people?
Guy is deporting American children and wants sympathy for his own crotch goblins GTFO
And then everyone clapped and told JD that he isn’t a disappointing son.
Sounds like he’s using his 3 year old daughter as a political pawn to me.
And I will take stories that never happened for 100 Alex
If you didn’t want to be confronted, why not just resign? Obviously these people invaded your space. The proper course of action is to just resign and they wouldn’t do that.
Of course, it’s simple.
They weren’t chasing the 3 year old, they were chasing you. You had the kid around to serve as a shield. This is called being a public servant, you dipshit.
Just wear her on your shoulders like muskrat does – and teach her to say “ you aren’t the real president “ . It’s all good for you .
I’m going to just go ahead and say “liar liar, pants on fire”, JD. Either you are lying, or the security detail doesn’t like you much. Which now that I wrote that, actually could be equally true as you lying.
Wow, so JD got 30 seconds of the fear that other people are experiencing.
Of course, instead of this making him a more
Decent person, it will make him triple down on shittiness.
Edit: btw, I’m sure this is all MAGA fantasy porn.
I’ll take “Sihit That Never Happened for $500 Alex”
Couch fucker destroys a Haitian community in Springfield. Then wants his privacy respected. Fuck you.
But what were they wearing? Did they thank you?
Ill take something that didn’t happen for 1000$ alex
Horse shit that any of this actually happened. JD, for future reference the correct response is simply «героям слава».
One might say about as sh!tty as…
Oh I don’t know… A grown woman (soon to be Congresswoman) following a school shooting survivor on his way to testify before Congress shouting STOP AND TALK TO ME! I HAVE A GUN!
He was walking his daughter?!? Like a pet?
Lmao I’ll take things that never happened for $1M please, Alex!
Typical concert Catholic. Lying for political gain
Have we checked that 3 year old’s laptop for crack and hookers????
Deep thoughts by…
I’ll take “things that never happened” for 500, Alex