Johnny Kim managed three impressive career changes, going from Navy SEAL to doctor to NASA astronaut. He did it all by the age of 37.
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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A Navy SEAL, a doctor, and an astronaut walked into a bar.
And the bartender said: “Oh hi Johnny. The usual?”
I worked at burger king, got a sociology degree and now I drive Uber eats so.. same, same
Johnny sins has competition
Biblically accurate Asian.
Thanks God he is not my cousin!
So he can’t hold down a job
I spoke with him one time setting up a zoom conference for a speech he was giving. He was SO UNBELIEVABLY NICE to me as the tech guy. Usually people don’t even acknowledge me and he was asking ME questions like my life is interesting when he’s a fucking astronaut. This dude needs to run for president.
Parents still disappointed he’s not a lawyer
Another reminder that you, too, can’t achieve your dreams
Johnny Kim really said, ‘Why pick one when you can flex all three? Meanwhile, I’m just trying to remember where I put my keys. lol
A few mistakes in the headline.
Jonny Kim is 40 years old and is currently a NASA astronaut CANDIDATE, meaning he has been selected but has not yet been to outer space.
If he does visit outer space then he will be an astronaut.
Interesting Story Actually:
Graduating from Harvard Medical School to note.
https://whatgotyouthere.com/the-https-whatgotyouthere-com-the-distillation-of-nasa-astronaut-jonny-of-jonny-kim/
Asian parents:
Why You not President?
I finished a semester of junior college, became an alcoholic, went to prison, and now am a mechanic at 35. So basically the same.
Guess he has no idea what it feels like to be ‘bored’, lol
It’s always johnny
Saved humans, killed humans, leave humans behind…what a human.
Yeh but could he handle it on a rainy day in stoke
*Two impressive career changes.
He’s basically a walking ‘never settle’ ad.
I’ll do it tomorrow
Impressive although it may be
I can’t take anyone seriously if they’re in the armed forces with a punisher skull
Me dusting the Dorito crumbs off my chest.
Not to brag but I had three jobs at different fast food restaurants by age 22.
Isn’t that only two career changes?
Johnny Sins did the same stuff
I’m sure he’s just a porn star.
/s
Johnny pops up here every few months to make me feel useless
He also earned his wings and is designated as a Naval Aviator too
Hey Johnny, leave some pussies for the rest of us.
He’s busy!
I miss… meeeee
I miss… everything, I’ll never be!
im a failure
Damn I’m 37 and did non of that
Johnny Kim vs Johnny Sins: Dawn of Careers.
He’s a real life video game character, beating every mission in different ways because the game is too easy for him
Oh yeah? Well, I was on solid food before the age of four! Top that!
From wiki: “On 9 December 2020, NASA formally announced that Kim would join 17 other astronauts in training for a 2024 Moon Landing”
We need an update
Impressive
Korean parents. I’ve got a Korean mom, so I’m half successful. (Also half emotional trauma)
In 2020 he got selected for the NASA Artemis Astronaut group so he has a good chance of landing on the moon in a couple of years. In preparation for that he’s assigned for an ISS mission in 2025 to get some space experience.
That Asian persuasion at its finest