This happened before he was president. The immunity thing shouldn’t apply here.
Laniakea314159
2 months ago
If only Merchan hadn’t chickened out of actually sentencing Trump then this might actually mean something. But a conviction with no enforcement might as well not exist.
LunaTheJerkDog
2 months ago
Now Trump can prove just how above the law he is by simply refusing to comply with any sentencing and using the federal government to shield himself from enforcement.
Why don’t we just drop the act and give him a crown?
Topher92646
2 months ago
Finally, a bit of good news about Trump’s criminal cases!
Thisiscliff
2 months ago
Who gives a fuck, nothing ever happens anyway
UninvitedButtNoises
2 months ago
America can’t take much more injustice. That slimy orange fat fuck needs to be held accountable for *something*!
Active-Employment459
2 months ago
Supreme Court: *ignores all traditions and values*
RockNRoll85
2 months ago
Means nothing without the sentencing
sonicking12
2 months ago
This also means Trump will not leave office until he dies. Our democracy is officially over
rayvensmoon
2 months ago
I get the feeling that come January, Judge Merchan is going to be scheduled to model the latest in concrete footwear. He will likely not be the only one who will be granted that honor.
Decency is all but dead. It only remains for Kristi Noem to take it out to the gravel pit.
TheRealAbear
2 months ago
This just in, judge merchan dead of apparent suicide
heismanwinner82
2 months ago
Can the Supreme Court reverse this decision? I know those SOB’s will do it if they can legally, or even if they can’t legally. They’ve made up rules for only him before.
Snoo_72851
2 months ago
“President Vance was sworn today into office. His first official act was to issue a full pardon, absolute and in perpetuity, to president Trump.”
Ballgame4
2 months ago
The adulterous affair and the hush money payment all took place before the 2016 election. Thus rendering his argument disallowed.
Z34N0
2 months ago
If nothing has happened yet, nothing will happen at all. We have just proven that money is more valuable than enforcing laws. Case closed. The US government has destroyed itself from within and no longer functions as anything more than a half-assed wallpaper facade to loosely cover bribery, insider dealing and money laundering for the elite class. All hail King Trump, Lord Elon and the great baron oligarchs of the U$A.
HermanBonJovi
2 months ago
This may have meant something if he wasn’t a candy ass and held off the sentencing months ago. Now it’s nothing.
seriousbangs
2 months ago
I figure 2 years in prison should be enough. Just long enough for the Dems to take back Congress.
AldousKing
2 months ago
But if Trump can pardon himself of any/all supposed crimes – then doesn’t that mean this is no longer a felony?
I_mean_whatever_dude
2 months ago
50 miles out, lunch 50 miles back, call it a day.
Nazmaldun
2 months ago
“whelp, i ran for president again for no reason… i resign…”
if only it was that easy to end the nightmare…
bgzlvsdmb
2 months ago
Cool. Is he in prison now? No? Then I really don’t care.
tmaddog91
2 months ago
So now he still owes 100s of millions of dollars.
Guess who will own him ? Anyone who paid his fine.
V0T0N
2 months ago
Oh, how nice of him.
He’s been giving Trump nothing but special treatment since the jury rendered their verdict.
I don’t blame Trump’s team from trying to get this through.
chesterforbes
2 months ago
Sounds like someone is going to lose his job and go to jail once trump is in power again
JahnConnah
2 months ago
My eyes can only roll so hard to the back of my head
Nowhereman50
2 months ago
Remember when the president wearing the wrong colored suit was enough to damage his reputation?
Release-the-Tigers
2 months ago

This skit continues to be relevant
Andromansis
2 months ago
Cool, when is the sentencing scheduled for?
SippingSancerre
2 months ago
It won’t amount to anything but I’m glad this criminal rapist fuck and his batshit insane rape-apologist constituents get to deal with him going down in history as the biggest piece of shit idiot that ever bankrupted a casino and won the Oval Office on the backs of fucking morons lol
Nail_Biterr
2 months ago
Can a president pardon himself? Although it’s never been done, never been tested and nobody ever thought it would need to have a law written about it…… supreme court will say he can!!
hatsnatcher23
2 months ago
That’ll get him for sure *sigh*
Knightwing1047
2 months ago
Doesn’t mean anything unless there’s enforcement. Accountability is in even shorter supply than intelligence in this country and that bar is LLLLLOOOWWWWWW
mn25dNx77B
2 months ago
He should sentence him at the start of the inauguration and have him arrested right in the middle of his oath.
That shit would be epic.
wilsonifl
2 months ago
So what, wake me up when the rest of the USA does.
erinkp36
2 months ago
At least one person out there is standing up to him.
Professional_Ask7428
2 months ago
Maybe this will prevent him becoming the next president.
LogicalVariation741
2 months ago
But didn’t give him consequences so f this
schecterfanboy
2 months ago
The dildo of consequences rarely arrived lubed.
Initial-Fact5216
2 months ago
oOOOOOoooooOOOOooo
regular-memer
2 months ago
Dude like why the fuck is a feminist a president? What the fuck happened to our county that he was even allowed to tun
doginasweater30
2 months ago
Thank God! Something.
LifePedalEnjoyer
2 months ago
Got him!
PersonalityNo5116
2 months ago
Upholding it until the next thing and then the next thing and then…nothing.
Fishyback
2 months ago
Ppp
TAC1313
2 months ago
He won’t pay or do time or be on super secret probation.
Oh no! There’ll totally be a consequence now.
This happened before he was president. The immunity thing shouldn’t apply here.
If only Merchan hadn’t chickened out of actually sentencing Trump then this might actually mean something. But a conviction with no enforcement might as well not exist.
Now Trump can prove just how above the law he is by simply refusing to comply with any sentencing and using the federal government to shield himself from enforcement.
Why don’t we just drop the act and give him a crown?
Finally, a bit of good news about Trump’s criminal cases!
Who gives a fuck, nothing ever happens anyway
America can’t take much more injustice. That slimy orange fat fuck needs to be held accountable for *something*!
Supreme Court: *ignores all traditions and values*
Means nothing without the sentencing
This also means Trump will not leave office until he dies. Our democracy is officially over
I get the feeling that come January, Judge Merchan is going to be scheduled to model the latest in concrete footwear. He will likely not be the only one who will be granted that honor.
Decency is all but dead. It only remains for Kristi Noem to take it out to the gravel pit.
This just in, judge merchan dead of apparent suicide
Can the Supreme Court reverse this decision? I know those SOB’s will do it if they can legally, or even if they can’t legally. They’ve made up rules for only him before.
“President Vance was sworn today into office. His first official act was to issue a full pardon, absolute and in perpetuity, to president Trump.”
The adulterous affair and the hush money payment all took place before the 2016 election. Thus rendering his argument disallowed.
If nothing has happened yet, nothing will happen at all. We have just proven that money is more valuable than enforcing laws. Case closed. The US government has destroyed itself from within and no longer functions as anything more than a half-assed wallpaper facade to loosely cover bribery, insider dealing and money laundering for the elite class. All hail King Trump, Lord Elon and the great baron oligarchs of the U$A.
This may have meant something if he wasn’t a candy ass and held off the sentencing months ago. Now it’s nothing.
I figure 2 years in prison should be enough. Just long enough for the Dems to take back Congress.
But if Trump can pardon himself of any/all supposed crimes – then doesn’t that mean this is no longer a felony?
50 miles out, lunch 50 miles back, call it a day.
“whelp, i ran for president again for no reason… i resign…”
if only it was that easy to end the nightmare…
Cool. Is he in prison now? No? Then I really don’t care.
So now he still owes 100s of millions of dollars.
Guess who will own him ? Anyone who paid his fine.
Oh, how nice of him.
He’s been giving Trump nothing but special treatment since the jury rendered their verdict.
I don’t blame Trump’s team from trying to get this through.
Sounds like someone is going to lose his job and go to jail once trump is in power again
My eyes can only roll so hard to the back of my head
Remember when the president wearing the wrong colored suit was enough to damage his reputation?

This skit continues to be relevant
Cool, when is the sentencing scheduled for?
It won’t amount to anything but I’m glad this criminal rapist fuck and his batshit insane rape-apologist constituents get to deal with him going down in history as the biggest piece of shit idiot that ever bankrupted a casino and won the Oval Office on the backs of fucking morons lol
Can a president pardon himself? Although it’s never been done, never been tested and nobody ever thought it would need to have a law written about it…… supreme court will say he can!!
That’ll get him for sure *sigh*
Doesn’t mean anything unless there’s enforcement. Accountability is in even shorter supply than intelligence in this country and that bar is LLLLLOOOWWWWWW
He should sentence him at the start of the inauguration and have him arrested right in the middle of his oath.
That shit would be epic.
So what, wake me up when the rest of the USA does.
At least one person out there is standing up to him.
Maybe this will prevent him becoming the next president.
But didn’t give him consequences so f this
The dildo of consequences rarely arrived lubed.
oOOOOOoooooOOOOooo
Dude like why the fuck is a feminist a president? What the fuck happened to our county that he was even allowed to tun
Thank God! Something.
Got him!
Upholding it until the next thing and then the next thing and then…nothing.
Ppp
He won’t pay or do time or be on super secret probation.
We got him!