Kirby just swallowed you. What ability did he get??
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Depression
The power of respecting women
Autism
Deez nuts
Horny
Gender dysphoria
Procrastination.
He now gets the shits when he consumes dairy but can’t stop eating it.
Gooning
Knife because I normally keep one in my pockets
Introspection and the inability to act on it
IBS
Can draw slightly better than average
Depression
Can fart
A constant tummy ache 🤕
The ability to forget things seconds after you learn them
gayness
Ability to swing dick in a circle
autism
Hunger, Depression, ADHD and anger issues.
The ability to attract bpd girls geopolitically out of your reach
Awful luck, especially in video games
Kirby is now stupid 😭
High drug tolerance.
When they took out my wisdom teeth it took nearly 5 times the dosage of whatever they used to put me under. I’ve never done opioids in my life 🤷♂️
The people there asked my mom and I if I’d ever done heroin… bro I’ve barely smoked pot 🤣
EDIT: worst part is, the prescription pain meds they gave me were also opioid-based, so they didn’t do shit!!! 🤣
Ibuprofen had more effect 😭
Nothing
He can now read slightly faster, and make bad jokes
My kids. I’ll see myself out.
Sleeping…..so much sleeping.
Homosexuality
ADHD, curby now has ADHD.
Social anxiety
Nicotine addiction
Gray hair in mid twenties
A E S T H E T I C S and neurodivergence maybe?
Advanced immune system
He rarely gets sick despite being in hazardous environments
Severe procrastination
Covid, doom, and a strong urge to call his representatives.