Landlord put a 2nd fake window on my rental
Tuesday, 25 Mar 2025
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How much is he going to increase your rent now that he upgraded you and gave you a 2nd window?
Is your landlord Wile E. Coyote?
What is the point of putting up fake windows?
He’s just increasing the taxes for 18th century Europeans.
“Sir, a second fake window has hit the rental”
And couldn’t be bothered to line up the side things?
Maybe you can fake escape through that window during a fire too.
Wake up babe; new window just dropped.
I can’t wait for the third installment. Upstairs window next?
The fake shutters, even if they were real, would do nothing to protect the fake window.
Is he related to the Winchester family?
He couldn’t fix the downpipe while he was at it?
I hope he keeps adding windows everytime you post it on reddit.
There’s a house that I drive by that has some boarded up windows. Clearly people live there and the property is tidy but rundown. They painted windows with curtains on the boards and it is quite charming.
The quality of the verisimilitude here is really in the shitter.
It might be because your local city or county code requires rentals to have windows. Could be they’re hoping a city inspector will fall for the okidoke.
At least the shutters are proportional. /s
soon you’ll walk inside and there’s a fake you sitting on the couch. You pick up the phone to call the cops, but your phone is fake. 3 minutes later you hear a ring at the door, its the cops. They’re fake. Also the doorbell is fake.
“Curb appeal”.
This is what makes a regular apartment into a luxury apartment.
Yeah but they are REAL fake windows
Is “Real fake doors” expanding now?
He’s even used some lovely ‘reclaimed’ wood for, well, for whatever those things are supposed to be. How fancy. Definitely worth a hike in rent. /s
Charges extra for 25% more burglar proof
Looks like a Delia Deetz design.
I sense a third window is coming. Have you asked why they’re adding them?
If he puts up a third, then he’s probably going to host a game show.
[This is getting out of hand, now there’s 2 of them!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD_ag67tH3I)
Those window shutters remind me of the drawings made by medieval painters of animals they’d never seen.
Like, I understand decorative shutters. But, err. At least make the proportions somewhat believable…
One didn’t bring in light enough
THEY DONT LINE UP WHAT IS THIS INSANITY
I misread the title and was trying to figure out which one was the fake window while also trying to figure out what’s the point of a fake window?
Now I’m trying to figure out what’s the point of 2 fake windows?