Liers get paid a lot nowadays
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Why barbers?
*Liars
But why barbers tho
Apparently, a well-timed “looking sharp today” is worth its weight in gold.
replace barbers with actors.
barbers lol wtf
At least most of the barbers *try*.
Why barbers?
Lying on my resume finally paid off big time.
Don’t forget sales people
I’d replace barbers with estate agents. What have barbers ever done besides get the odd style wrong and use too much small talk?
barbers be talking a lot of lie shi?? is that it??
You do need to pass a bar exam before becoming a lawyer tho, which actually requires you to know the law.
Why barbers?
Homeopathic doctors.
Influencer isn’t a real job.
Why the fuck are barbers on this list? I searched around for a good one for ages then spent years going back to the same guy.
You’ve forgotten about the big one. Marketing people.
Wait it’s all Larry wheels?
You forgot policeman
It’s not lying if you really believe it.
Immorality doesn’t imply failure. Sometimes it’s by accident (you subconsciously lie), sometimes it’s on purpose.
The only two downsides of being “evil” is trust and self-respect.
*cough Pastors
🤣
Who is this guy and why is he so well dressed?
Nowadays? Aside from influencers, it’s a new type of job, the others jobs are as old as hell and the people with those jobs have been lying for literal centuries.
You know lawyers, barbers, and marketing teams always get blamed for being liars but theres usually a rich asshole paying them to do it.
What teacher says this?
No teacher has ever said that.
Each and every employer lies to you either outright or by omission. You’re at a disadvantage if you don’t lie yourself, honestly.
Yeah Barbers are the worst 🤔
I can not lie, If I could I still would not. But when I am forced to lie what I say also has a true side or mostly true. The lie side is not that dominant in any lie I say.
Quite harsh for barbers and lawyers to be compared to vermin.