That’s because we all watch porn. Well done, sherlock.
lozbrudda
1 month ago
These statements annoy me. Cuz Humans are actually really bad at this. The average person may as well guess. People who say stuff like “.. and don’t you lie to me cuz I’ll know!” Are trying to scare you.
darthcaedusiiii
1 month ago
But can they tell why kids like cinnamon toast crunch?
EjaculatingAracnids
1 month ago
Just like i can watch regular movies and know its not reality, i can watch porn and know that most women dont want to be bottomed out, sledgehammer style and glazed like a donut.
Allaplgy
1 month ago
It’s the penis that gives it away, isn’t it….
Your_Slutty_Puppy
1 month ago
You all have fucking brainrot if you think this is a gotcha 🙄
AlluringeAphrodites
1 month ago
Oh wow I miss the small community we had once
ConsciousStretch1028
1 month ago
Blown the fuck out
SkidmoreDeference
1 month ago
Women expect me to beat meat to my imagination? I’m not a 13th century serf.
theganggetsmtg
1 month ago
I think super majority of men watch porn. I would even argue at least half of all women watch porn too.
kuntkanell
1 month ago
idk there’s a difference between being able to tell u watch too much porn bc of your unrealistic sexual expectations and not being able to tell you’re a bad person because you’re pretending to be a good person
paynexkillerYT
1 month ago
Shoutout to when this 2k upvotes with 15 comments. Suspicious.
DudesAndGuys
1 month ago
‘single mom’ is maybe the least rare of all insults
TattooedWife
1 month ago
Men regularly abandon their children but it’s the fault of the parent who stayed?
Mkay.
BowToYourNewGod
1 month ago
Given the strong projection into such a vague comment, there’s no way he’s not gooning to some deviant shit.
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By far my favorite part about this is that it actually *is* obvious! Like… the *minute* we get in bed, when you try out the “moves” you got from pretend sex on the internet, but when we try to tell you you’re doing it wrong you just pout ab it 😭
Probably why you can’t keep a woman around to put up with your unwashed ass cheeks even if you did manage to knock her up 🤧
Admirable-Ganache-15
1 month ago
It’s super annoying when people act as if it’s inconceivable for someone to lie about their character and only reveal their negative traits after they feel comfortable. “You should’ve known he’d be a deadbeat/bum/bad person” or they just lied? Like, abusers lie, yall get that, right?
shecho18
1 month ago
Atmosphere re-entry burn. PUFFF
Own_Dark8532
1 month ago
No stealing stuff, it’s not cool 🙅♂️
Budget_Programmer123
1 month ago
I’m watching porn right now
Specialist_Prior_902
1 month ago
2 things are true
1. All men watch(ed) porn and are lying if they say otherwise.
2. I have never watched porn in my life.
stellaluna92
1 month ago
Is this like Karen from mean girls? She palms a tit and goes “hmmm yep you watch porn”
SheSaidOtaku
1 month ago
There’s only 2 types of men. 1 that watches porn and 1 that lies that they dont watch porn.
Sliceoflifestrain
1 month ago
I wanna know how she could tell
nobearpineapples
1 month ago
“Haha single mother” is a very generic insult
And “men watch porn” isn’t even a insult
This feels like someone’s confused uncle on Facebook posting memes to random groups
ADHthaGreat
1 month ago
Incel shit
FrendlyAsshole
1 month ago
**BAM!**
Personal-Expert7173
1 month ago
Why are people getting so angry at ehat she said. It’s true, and who cares? We are all human here and humans like sex “boohoo she said something true and it hurt my feeling’s 🥺” ahh responses
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1 month ago
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GentrifriesGuy
1 month ago
OnlyThots laying traps
sniptaclar
1 month ago
It’s even easier to tell when we nut. We get enlightened for like 2 minutes
That’s because we all watch porn. Well done, sherlock.
These statements annoy me. Cuz Humans are actually really bad at this. The average person may as well guess. People who say stuff like “.. and don’t you lie to me cuz I’ll know!” Are trying to scare you.
But can they tell why kids like cinnamon toast crunch?
Just like i can watch regular movies and know its not reality, i can watch porn and know that most women dont want to be bottomed out, sledgehammer style and glazed like a donut.
It’s the penis that gives it away, isn’t it….
You all have fucking brainrot if you think this is a gotcha 🙄
Oh wow I miss the small community we had once
Blown the fuck out
Women expect me to beat meat to my imagination? I’m not a 13th century serf.
I think super majority of men watch porn. I would even argue at least half of all women watch porn too.
idk there’s a difference between being able to tell u watch too much porn bc of your unrealistic sexual expectations and not being able to tell you’re a bad person because you’re pretending to be a good person
Shoutout to when this 2k upvotes with 15 comments. Suspicious.
‘single mom’ is maybe the least rare of all insults
Men regularly abandon their children but it’s the fault of the parent who stayed?
Mkay.
Given the strong projection into such a vague comment, there’s no way he’s not gooning to some deviant shit.
–
By far my favorite part about this is that it actually *is* obvious! Like… the *minute* we get in bed, when you try out the “moves” you got from pretend sex on the internet, but when we try to tell you you’re doing it wrong you just pout ab it 😭
Probably why you can’t keep a woman around to put up with your unwashed ass cheeks even if you did manage to knock her up 🤧
It’s super annoying when people act as if it’s inconceivable for someone to lie about their character and only reveal their negative traits after they feel comfortable. “You should’ve known he’d be a deadbeat/bum/bad person” or they just lied? Like, abusers lie, yall get that, right?
Atmosphere re-entry burn. PUFFF
No stealing stuff, it’s not cool 🙅♂️
I’m watching porn right now
2 things are true
1. All men watch(ed) porn and are lying if they say otherwise.
2. I have never watched porn in my life.
Is this like Karen from mean girls? She palms a tit and goes “hmmm yep you watch porn”
There’s only 2 types of men. 1 that watches porn and 1 that lies that they dont watch porn.
I wanna know how she could tell
“Haha single mother” is a very generic insult
And “men watch porn” isn’t even a insult
This feels like someone’s confused uncle on Facebook posting memes to random groups
Incel shit
**BAM!**
Why are people getting so angry at ehat she said. It’s true, and who cares? We are all human here and humans like sex “boohoo she said something true and it hurt my feeling’s 🥺” ahh responses
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OnlyThots laying traps
It’s even easier to tell when we nut. We get enlightened for like 2 minutes