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That’s because we all watch porn. Well done, sherlock.

These statements annoy me. Cuz Humans are actually really bad at this. The average person may as well guess. People who say stuff like “.. and don’t you lie to me cuz I’ll know!” Are trying to scare you.

But can they tell why kids like cinnamon toast crunch?

Just like i can watch regular movies and know its not reality, i can watch porn and know that most women dont want to be bottomed out, sledgehammer style and glazed like a donut.

It’s the penis that gives it away, isn’t it….

You all have fucking brainrot if you think this is a gotcha 🙄

Oh wow I miss the small community we had once

Blown the fuck out

Women expect me to beat meat to my imagination? I’m not a 13th century serf.

I think super majority of men watch porn. I would even argue at least half of all women watch porn too.

idk there’s a difference between being able to tell u watch too much porn bc of your unrealistic sexual expectations and not being able to tell you’re a bad person because you’re pretending to be a good person

Shoutout to when this 2k upvotes with 15 comments. Suspicious.

‘single mom’ is maybe the least rare of all insults

Men regularly abandon their children but it’s the fault of the parent who stayed?

Mkay.

Given the strong projection into such a vague comment, there’s no way he’s not gooning to some deviant shit.

By far my favorite part about this is that it actually *is* obvious! Like… the *minute* we get in bed, when you try out the “moves” you got from pretend sex on the internet, but when we try to tell you you’re doing it wrong you just pout ab it 😭

Probably why you can’t keep a woman around to put up with your unwashed ass cheeks even if you did manage to knock her up 🤧

It’s super annoying when people act as if it’s inconceivable for someone to lie about their character and only reveal their negative traits after they feel comfortable. “You should’ve known he’d be a deadbeat/bum/bad person” or they just lied? Like, abusers lie, yall get that, right?

Atmosphere re-entry burn. PUFFF

No stealing stuff, it’s not cool 🙅‍♂️

I’m watching porn right now

2 things are true

1. All men watch(ed) porn and are lying if they say otherwise.
2. I have never watched porn in my life.

Is this like Karen from mean girls? She palms a tit and goes “hmmm yep you watch porn”

There’s only 2 types of men. 1 that watches porn and 1 that lies that they dont watch porn.

I wanna know how she could tell

“Haha single mother” is a very generic insult

And “men watch porn” isn’t even a insult

This feels like someone’s confused uncle on Facebook posting memes to random groups

Incel shit

**BAM!**

Why are people getting so angry at ehat she said. It’s true, and who cares? We are all human here and humans like sex “boohoo she said something true and it hurt my feeling’s 🥺” ahh responses

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OnlyThots laying traps

It’s even easier to tell when we nut. We get enlightened for like 2 minutes

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