literally so me
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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“do you watch football?”
“No”
while everyone around me is talking to their barber getting the life story
I get nervous and piss a little
30 mins later.. “okay bye”
It’s always awkward for me too.
My barber is Pakistani, and we don’t speak the sams language. The first time I went in, I showed him a pic of the haircut I wanted, and he’s been giving me exactly that for the past decade.
Why do i always do this
That just happened like 5 hours ago
The mirror: ‘You okay, bro?’
30mins to shave your head???? Id have that pissed off look too.
If you got glasses it’s a little/ a lot blurrier
Walk in with a note saying you took a vow of silence
Sometimes my barber’s conversation with others in the shop is pretty sexist so i don’t even care anymore.
I’m gonna start spelling reflection with an x now.
never had a single conversation with my barber i just listen to a podcast or music
I learned to just close and rest my eyes and let the them do my hair
He’s bald?
The barbershop I go to has music blasting I can’t really hear the dude and I don’t like shouting, so I just sit there contemplating life until he hands me the mirror.
And when they ask a question you just answer really short.
What does bc means?
I just close my eyes